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MissJinx, to lemmyshitpost in I'm trying to think of something more stupid than this but it's not easy...
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Sir this is a wendy’s

MissJinx, to lemmyshitpost in Damn freeloaders takin' all the jobs!
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I’m not american, don’t live in america and have nothing against imigration, specially people getting out of horrible situations but I saw a pitcure the other day with thousands of people crossing the whole central america on foot, with little babies, to reach the US and that was scary and very sad. At that point just take over the whole country and make it another american state. Crazy

MissJinx, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Alec Baldwin charged for shooting;
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I don’t stand with anyone because i don’t know all the facts.

MissJinx, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Me IRL
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ha joke’s on you, my anti depressants don’t let me masturbate at all

MissJinx, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in So, we gotta trick the rich into letting us eat them.
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Even if you are not religious (I’m not) we really need a Bible tv show. But it has to be 100% accurate, no cuting corners, at most they could modernize the language, but it has to have 100% of dialogues there. It would be amazing

MissJinx, to lemmyshitpost in The sequel you've been waiting for
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And how are they going to improve? More infant canibalism, father rape and bestiality?

MissJinx, to memes in 2024, welcome!
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Dude, I went to deliver the beers for the family new years eve party earlier on the 31st and my SIL mande up a fight about nothing as soon as I walked in and told me I shouldn’t go to the party. I paid for the beer! She kept it all and now my family don’t speak to me because “I wasn’t at the party”. 2024 began with me crying alone at home with no money for pizza because I bought beer for everyone. FML

MissJinx, to lemmyshitpost in Anatomy of a shitpost
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Excuse-me, that’s Batman for you sir

MissJinx, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Gaston Glock has died
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If only hitler was there to kill hin

MissJinx, to lemmyshitpost in Two sides to Korea
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Is there anywhere that wasn’t or isn’t fucked up at some point in history?! Humans are shitty. Ancient humans were even worst (very boring, smelly and short life)

MissJinx, to memes in Janitors provide a valuable service
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If the CEO stops going to work for a month nobody cares if the janitor doesn’t go to work for 2 days it’s mayhem. 5 days in and we will be in Lord of the Flies.

MissJinx, to lemmyshitpost in Remember to flash your license
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Oh Mulder, my first love, you taught me so much about the mysteries of puberty.

MissJinx, to lemmyshitpost in are you sure?
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As a woman I would like to add that the Fitness part is not true. Of course if you want to ask out a gym girl she will care about fitness, but also if you want to ask a “fashion” girl out she will care about fashion and so on. Know your target before putting effort in the wrong thing. I’m the type that cares zero about fitness.

Hygiene, manners and not being a creep is default tho. Please do that.

MissJinx, to memes in Target Acquired
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Oh, I’m sorry sir I’m too poor to know the differece lol.

MissJinx, to lemmyshitpost in Even Oedipus feels uncomfortable rn
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tbf your face has been in your moms vagina, so you have eaten pussy at least once

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