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Mongostein, to baldurs_gate_3 in What To Never Say To Someone Coming Out (BG3 Edition)

I dunno, “you still owe me thirty bucks,” is kind of a funny way of saying, “I don’t care you’re still my friend.”

Mongostein, to memes in I just want it to stop

Yeah I’m ‘84 - I’m either young gen x or old millennial. I dunno, does it really matter?

I’ve heard the best way to split it is if the person remembers the Berlin Wall coming down. I only remember it as being a semi-recent historical event when I was a kid, which would make me a millennial.

However, my brother is ‘80 and he says he remembers it coming down so that would make him Gen X using this method.

Either way, I like this method better than trying to draw a line at a specific date.

I think the split between boomers and gen x is watergate.

The split between millennials and gen Z would be if a person remembers 9/11.

Covid is probably where I’d put the split between Zoomers and whatever.

Mongostein, to lemmyshitpost in Beardy bois

I would never infringe on your freedoms like that.

Mongostein, to lemmyshitpost in Beardy bois

They’re all yours, bud!

Mongostein, to lemmyshitpost in Beardy bois

We all know that’s mold, right?

Mongostein, to lemmyshitpost in nuclear chicken

Why does that onion looked cooked and the grill look cold?

Mongostein, to lemmyshitpost in Pavlov's conditioning

My dog trained me to get him water by lifting the toilet bowl lid. He doesn’t want to drink out of it, but he knows I’ll get up to stop him and check his water on the way. Now he’ll lift the lid then go stand by the water dish.

Mongostein, to lemmyshitpost in Yeah, yeah, yeah...

Obviously smoking anything isn’t good for you, but tobacco on it’s own isn’t that bad; it’s all the chemicals added that make it so shitty.

However, unless you grow your own or know a farmer, good luck finding any pure tobacco.

Mongostein, to memes in Always wondered how they feel

The only necessary sex scene is the one in Team America

Mongostein, to risa in But were they wessels?

Except it’s spelled nucular, dummy.

/s

Mongostein, (edited ) to news in World facing ‘hellish’ 3C of climate heating, UN warns before Cop28

Some of us will survive and rebuild, but we’ll lose our history and destroy everything again in another 2000 years or so. We’ve probably done this 100 times already.

/s(?)

Mongostein, to starwarsmemes in Fighting style

This is why I prefer Ninja-Hunter-Bear

Ninja beats hunter Hunter beats bear Bear beats ninja

There’s full body actions that go with it, but this is text.

Mongostein, to news in Pilot Who Tried to Kill Flight’s Engines Told Cops He’d Taken Shrooms, Feds Say

Clearly

Mongostein, to news in Pilot Who Tried to Kill Flight’s Engines Told Cops He’d Taken Shrooms, Feds Say

If they’re not doing it on duty and well rested by the time it’s time for work, I really don’t care 🤷🏻‍♂️

Mongostein, to news in Pilot Who Tried to Kill Flight’s Engines Told Cops He’d Taken Shrooms, Feds Say

Oh, so it was likely the sleep deprivation and not the mushrooms? 12 hours and a good sleep later you should be just fine after taking mushrooms. That’s like 20 hours, tops.

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