MrGerrit

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MrGerrit,

The poophole is the loophole to keep your virginity.

MrGerrit,

What helps a little bit is to turn off automix in the settings.

I think what it does is playing songs that blend/crossover into eachother smoothly. So on the same beat or tone or something like that.

MrGerrit,

I’m the great cornholio, I need TP for my bunghole!

MrGerrit,

Amen to that. Juvenile and “boomer” humor will always make laugh, I don’t care what others think about it.

MrGerrit,

“No, this is not the Chinese takeaway!”

MrGerrit,

https://feddit.nl/pictrs/image/87b616ff-3532-49e2-8dbd-f1e3db96045b.jpeg

MrGerrit,

Little Timmy could be a dumbass sometimes though. Lassie had to get help to rescue him for falling in the well again for the umpth time

MrGerrit,

Falling down - golf course scene

MrGerrit,

“I did not hit her, I did not! Oh, hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Mark!”

MrGerrit,

Time to get some developers from the dead or alive xtreme series involved!

MrGerrit,

Balls, dicks, ass and boobs jiggle physics for all!

MrGerrit,

It you never had it, you’re missing out!

MrGerrit,

You could also make one for vpn.

Guy comes back with a obvious disguise and vpn on the back of his coat, asking the same streaming service: “I’m totally from another country, do you have this movie?”

“Yes we do! Enjoy your movie!”

MrGerrit, (edited )

Reminds me of the “when you see it, you’ll shit bricks” pictures.

MrGerrit,

Foss stands for free and open source software.

You can use the code to make your own fork/version, as long it’s also free and open. Or I’m wrong and somebody will correct me.

MrGerrit, (edited )

You talking about that lightsaber?

MrGerrit,

Too much iron in your blood.

MrGerrit, (edited )

A company doctor once asked me how much coffee I drank per day.

I said about 1 sometimes even 2.

“Good, good” he said. Starts saying that the max amount is 2 cups a day. It is bad to drink more than that because of the caffeine, or else your body will make too much adrenaline which in that case causes too much pressure on your muscles.

I quietly stared at him for a good 20 seconds and said: “cups? No no, I mean pots. I drink 1 to 2 pots a day…”

Well, his head almost exploded when he heard that.

MrGerrit,

“I’m going to maul your face off while you’re sleeping, Sarah… You stupid cunt…”

MrGerrit,

Long before the chickens roam the earth, there were the dinosaurs that laid eggs.

So eggs came before the chicken.

MrGerrit,

Still making videos to this day. Couldn’t believe it when I stumble upon it a year ago.

MrGerrit,

Stop! Or my mom will shoot!

MrGerrit,

Bottom right, the hand. Liked that sometimes a card would come out of the sleeve for a second.

MrGerrit,

First thing that came to mind when seeing the post!

MrGerrit,

DuckTales moon theme

Mega man 2

Doom

All bangers.

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