Mr_Blott

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Mr_Blott,

Priuses (Prii?) aren’t cool, the Citroen Ami is the new cool

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Mr_Blott,

None of this sentence makes any sense at all man

Mr_Blott,

Yep, it’s likely a sus licence, but when it eventually refuses to work, a quick phone call to MS and they just say “Fuck it, go on then”. Call centre people don’t care where you got it 😅

Mr_Blott,

Sync for Lemmy

Mr_Blott,

Parcel tape

Mr_Blott,

Sorry mate but I have to give it a 6 because the nubs would dig into your hand when walking. A bit of whittling would take it up to an 8 tho

Mr_Blott,

Clearly not a hiker then, we are experienced in this type of stuff 😀

Mr_Blott,

That must be a wig right?

Mr_Blott,

South Africa

Mr_Blott,

Yeah I had dots on my arse once. Turned out I’d been sitting on my keyboard

Why do most people refuse to accept that they are wrong

I have come across a lot’s of people like these. like 99% of them. Sometimes it makes me think twice if what i am saying is wrong? What’s wrong with them. Is it so hard to swallow your pride and acknowledge that the other person is speaking facts? When they come to know they are wrong they proceed to insult/make fun of...

Mr_Blott,

Hey, I insist I’m right sometimes because I’m fuckin stupid

How very dare you sir

Mr_Blott,

Do you ever read flippant comments as they are intended, or do you just immediately flip into “Angry teenager with vague grasp of communism” mode?

Mr_Blott, (edited )

Sorry, we’re British. Everything is assumed to be sarcastic until proven otherwise. It’s far easier that way, skin like rhinos, us

Mr_Blott,

Is “bam” a word?

🧐

youtu.be/4uM17lVwS1c?si=NaMMHlSIMq0dmb32

Mr_Blott,

I have tremendous fun posting “Have you tried Windows?” on the Linux communities whenever someone posts a problem

It’s exactly what they do a dozen times over on any queries about Windows problems, but strangely they don’t find my answer helpful

Mr_Blott,

Oh god I’m going to have to sit down and figure out how I can be offended by this comment, hold on

Mr_Blott,

Jokes don’t work on Linux unless you framboidle the gashcunt

Mr_Blott, (edited )

Works fine for me. To do what all you Linux people do when someone asks a question about Windows -

It’S bECaUsE yOU’rE sTILL uSinG LinUX 😂

Mr_Blott,

Defender plus common sense is virtually unbeatable.

Which one are you missing?

Mr_Blott,

Son, it was actually Crumpledforeskin but the registrar was dyslexic

Mr_Blott,

Yep, demotivational.com circa 2010

Mr_Blott,

I left an entire pizza unattended for 20 minutes

I mean that’s 100% your fault then, isn’t it? 😂

Mr_Blott,

In France, it means the Tour de France is coming through soon

Mr_Blott,

Imagine biking in a paris canal in the 30s 🤢🤮

Mr_Blott,

What happened, the original creator got their first electric bill? 😂😂

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