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NegativeLookBehind

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Computers are neat. Burritos are good.

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Very short mating season. The amount of people is too god damned high.

What is Something Scientific that you just don't believe in at all?

EDIT: Let’s cool it with the downvotes, dudes. We’re not out to cut funding to your black hole detection chamber or revoke the degrees of chiropractors just because a couple of us don’t believe in it, okay? Chill out, participate with the prompt and continue with having a nice day. I’m sure almost everybody has something...

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cut funding to your black hole detection chamber

I knew you'd come for my fucking black hole detection chamber you swine

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Monkey brain say show women fish, man good hunter, women eat good, come back to cave

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Maybe they don’t store it anymore, they just send it straight to the feds

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It’s funny to me that there’s a “Reddit” section on the fediverse where people just post complaints about Reddit. Just get over it already and move on.

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Yes because other operating systems never have any small annoying issues.

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I specifically remember being told that the internet would make people smarter.

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Maybe this will run Star Citizen at 30 FPS?

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Dying for big tobacco: omg what a tragedy

Dying for big oil: omg he’s a hero

Pick your corporate servitude carefully kids

Black Friday (files.mastodon.online)

alt textthree rows with a barbecue on the left and William Wallace in Braveheart on the right. In the first row, captioned Wednesday, the barbecue is labelled “$899.99” and Wallace says “hold”. The second row, captioned Thursday, depicts the same. In the third row, captioned Black Friday, the there is a label with...

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Why are people giving descriptions of their images

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“Of course I’m a real tree. Hold on, I’m getting a call”

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FireTV stick, yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

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Jajajajaja

Did I just say “yes” a bunch of times, or was I laughing? No idea.

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To me this means:

  • They couldn’t figure out how to do it, or
  • It was too expensive to implement, and
  • They’ll just get the NSA to share the data with them at a fraction of the cost
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So if you have plants in your bathroom, they’re watching you poop. Neat!

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Used to know someone who titled themselves a “Human capital specialist” on LinkedIn. What a weird fucking thing to call yourself.

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“Omg look how many chairs he’s carrying. I’m gonna fuck the bejesus into him later”

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That science lady’s just pretending. She’s sitting there making breakfast. I can see the glass of orange juice in front of her, and pancake batter in the red bowl. Science is a liar sometimes!

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You only have to worry about the Germans if they’re the AfD strain

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I love when they give you instructions on how to disable it. Lol, fuck you, website.

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Every time you block an ad, a puppy gets hit by a truck. Is that really what you want?

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