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NegativeLookBehind

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Computers are neat. Burritos are good.

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NegativeLookBehind,
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The logical next step is to spray her directly in the face with termite killer. If she even so much as blinks, she’s definitely a termite.

NegativeLookBehind,
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God is the worst network technician I’ve ever seen

Ending support for Windows 10 could send 240 million computers to the landfill. Why not install Linux on them? (gadgettendency.com)

With support ending for Windows 10, the most popular desktop operating system in the world currently, possibly 240 million pcs may be sent to the landfill. This is mostly due to Windows 11’s exorbitant requirements. This will most likely result in many pcs being immediately outdated, and prone to viruses. GNU/Linux may be...

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Constitutional rights? You don’t need those

NegativeLookBehind,
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Typically I prefer to combine these 3 activities

NegativeLookBehind,
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I would argue that it’s contributed to the collective stupidity of humanity on a global scale. It’s had a lot of positive impacts as well, of course. I guess the negative ones just seem more palpable.

Black Friday (files.mastodon.online)

alt textthree rows with a barbecue on the left and William Wallace in Braveheart on the right. In the first row, captioned Wednesday, the barbecue is labelled “$899.99” and Wallace says “hold”. The second row, captioned Thursday, depicts the same. In the third row, captioned Black Friday, the there is a label with...

NegativeLookBehind,
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Me: Running a fancy Linux command

Coworker: Wow I wish I knew how to do that!

Me: Oh, here’s a link describing what I did and how it works!

Coworker: 🦗🥱

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Mustard is the superior condiment and yes I’ll drive to your house and argue with you in your front yard about it.

NegativeLookBehind,
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See, everyone? Now that’s a clever post title.

NegativeLookBehind,
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She was very serious about her job and had a Karen haircut.

NegativeLookBehind,
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Idk but I’m reporting you to HR.

NegativeLookBehind, (edited )
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Volleyball net on the beach on GTA 5.

NegativeLookBehind,
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“I just need to plug this new cable in for some testing, it’s not permanent”

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