NigelFrobisher

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NigelFrobisher,

How is “it’s sus” a Gen Z thing when we were saying it in the 90s?

NigelFrobisher,

Needs JSON embedded in the elements because JSON is best practice.

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Whoopsie! Sydney's road planners just discovered induced demand is a thing, after opening a new motorway.

For those outside Sydney, the New South Wales state government recently opened a new spaghetti intersection just west of Sydney's Central Business District.

It was supposed to solve traffic. Instead, it's turned into a giant car park:

"For the third straight day, motorists and bus passengers endured bumper-to-bumper traffic on the City West Link and Victoria Road. A trip from Haberfield to the Anzac Bridge on the City West Link averaged an agonising 44 minutes in the morning peak on Wednesday.

"Several months ago, Transport for NSW’s modelling had suggested traffic from the interchange would add only five to 10 minutes to trips on Victoria Road through Drummoyne and over the Iron Cove Bridge during morning peaks.

"Those travel delays have now blown out."

So what do motorists say when their shiny new road that was supposed to solve traffic instead turns into a massive traffic jam?

'Dude! Just one more lane!'

From the article:

"[Roads Minister John] Graham and his Transport boss Josh Murray appear reluctant to do what many motorists reckon is the obvious solution.

"That is, add lanes or make changes at the pinch-points that are causing the pain. A three-lane to one merge point from Victoria Road onto the Anzac Bridge, along with two lanes merging into one on the City West Link, are proving to be painful bottlenecks."

https://www.smh.com.au/national/nsw/how-planners-got-rozelle-traffic-modelling-horribly-wrong-20231129-p5ensa.html

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NigelFrobisher, (edited )

Why don’t they just move people’s houses closer to where they work, or vice versa?

NigelFrobisher,

Super cute, but I wouldn’t trust it to share a sofa with my cats.

NigelFrobisher,

Major “my computer is too slow after I installed 20 search bars” energy.

NigelFrobisher,

This is a great Easter Egg we all missed from Star Wars.

NigelFrobisher,

This is the same reason why I have an extra eye.

NigelFrobisher, (edited )

Legos bridge if you’re American.

NigelFrobisher,

It didn’t even make sense, because the point of Google was never to make money anyway. The point of Google was to make investors believe it was worth billions of dollars.

NigelFrobisher,

Tell me you have lumbar issues without telling me you have lumbar issues.

NigelFrobisher,

Always felt like it was kind of rude that Susan Sarandon kept this guy’s name long after they were married, and got way more famous with it. Worth it for the alliteration.

NigelFrobisher,

One year they confused feet and inches and moved the Timezone by a whole day.

NigelFrobisher,

This is the reason why ChatGPT keeps asking people where the nuclear codes are kept.

NigelFrobisher,

Ok, but he has to do the Scouse accent this time.

NigelFrobisher,

Mine won’t shut up, even when we are sleeping.

NigelFrobisher,

Whenever you visit a Roman Fort marked on an O.S. map it’s pretty much always just a barely noticeable hump in the field where there may once have been a wall - if you’re lucky enough to see anything.

NigelFrobisher,

I always want to pronounce the American versions of these words phonetically when I see them.

And what the heck is going on with the US pronunciation of “buoy”? None of those syllables are in that word.

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