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ObviouslyNotBanana

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It’s me, Jack. Joseph Bidome! The banana controversy is just my opponent trying to distract you from my fantastic achievements as BOTUS. Bidome of the United Sticks.

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Homo bi le

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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There’s no way I’m getting to my car when opening a bag is this hard

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The joke is the same as in the picture. As in: since I’m having so much trouble opening this bag I will never get to my car because I’ll be stuck here trying to open this bag. Hope that helps!

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Instructions unclear, bag is stuck in my glasses

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Assuming babies are natural

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Lemmy just check what community I’m in

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Dang it OP you silly goose

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BDSMx2 Parties are great

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Personally waiting for nut earth

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Seems totally normal to me.

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Satisfied, madam?

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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I like how you named your cat Christian. Say hi to her from me!

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Pee is stored in the shaft

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Just trying to find that perfect cum piss

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Cum piss in the sex tent amirite

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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The sex tent is on the poop deck and its full of sea men who use their cum piss

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Damn that’s so true seems this Buddha guy has it figured out

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All true.

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That killer’s cereal:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/844d5909-01a6-45c7-93ed-35a142368f31.webp

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Steamed?

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It’s what men crave

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And it looks disgusting

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Castrate your man and eat his balls to show dominance and keep him subservient

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Shit from a butt

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