Octopus1348

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Octopus1348,

Or a not so forceful solution: Go into the Ctrl + Alt + Del menu, and press the power button while holding down Ctrl. Now you can do an emergency shutdown.

Octopus1348,

It’s definitely not obvious, locksher

Octopus1348,

I always take the time to click manage cookies and select what I want.

Octopus1348,

EU is on their way.

Octopus1348,

There was a 82 year old man who had to pee and couldn’t hold it in, so he went to a train track to do it. While he was pissing, a cow from the air crushed him. His death certificate literally says “Death by a flying cow”. It turned out that cows were crossing a track and the train hit one of the cows full speed, so it was sent flying right towards the man. He ended up passing away.

Octopus1348,

macOS: Noo we broke compatibility with 64-bit and with Intel

Octopus1348,

There’s something we can do…

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Octopus1348,

I once heard “If Apple made a car, would it still have Windows?”, and now they’re actually planning on making a car.

Octopus1348,

You should hack into the corresponding instance, and rum rm so that the data is lost.

Octopus1348,

Yeah, because there will be a nether portal and lava everywhere.

Octopus1348,

No, this is just macOS when you boot up.

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