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OpenStars, to lemmyshitpost in We do kind of suck...
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We should maybe try to suck less.

Here I’ll start: you are kind of awesome Flying Squid, making Lemmy worth coming to day in and day out… even if the thought of your Eldritch strangeness does terrify me! :-P

OpenStars, to lemmyshitpost in 🤢...
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Ew… like, all alone, with nothing else in the dishwasher at all, and a rinse cycle in-between that and other things that you plan to eat off of?

Even then, it seems inefficient to me. Also, why would those even need to be cleaned - do you plan on eating off of those?!? They get “cleaned” well enough by going into the toilet - no need for more?

OpenStars, to risa in Awkward hug, engage!
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Introverts… not wanting hugs - what blasphemy is this!? :-P (/s in case it is not 100% obvious)

OpenStars, to lemmyshitpost in Me IRL
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Who… did NOT!?

OpenStars, to lemmyshitpost in I'm trying to think of something more stupid than this but it's not easy...
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“Hey all, I wanted to say that class is cancelled today b/c of severe weather - PLEASE do not try to come in, it really is quite dangerous outside!”

Got it, message received, [delete message]. Cleaned out my inbox today, guess I can go stay home! :-P

OpenStars, to lemmyshitpost in Target acquired
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That’s an awfully thick book on the right to hold one page’s worth of material. Heck with a simple modification it could be one sentence:

“Legolas fires the ring straight into Mt. Doom with an RPG attachment.”

:-P

OpenStars, to lemmyshitpost in Lemmy world irl meet up footage 2024
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So THAT’S what happened to the beans…

OpenStars, to lemmyshitpost in I went back in time to kill Hitler but instead we fell in love and our romance averted the war but then I was kidnapped back to the present and Hitler's broken heart made him do WW2 anyway. AMA
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Oops, I did it again

I played with your heart, got lost in the game

Oh baby, baby

Oops, you think I’m in love

That I’m sent from above

I’m not that innocent

OpenStars, to lemmyshitpost in Overanalyzing shitposts is my specialty.
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How do y’all fit donuts around something that massively thick!?

OpenStars, to lemmyshitpost in Lemmy world irl meet up footage 2024
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This comment should win an award. So here!:-P

OpenStars, to piracy in Visits to piracy websites have increased 12% in the past four years
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Bold of you to think that they even think of us at all.

I actually mean that seriously: we continue seeing, over and over, that no, quite often they do NOT expect people to NOT do that, they quite simply DGAF. They pirate us, we pirate them, it becomes just another “cost of doing business”, until they are strong enough to eventually crack down further. See ad blocking & Chrome recently, after multiple decades of internet ads pushing the limits.

It’s like a zombie nom noming your brains - after like 2 bites it’ll get bored and wander off, and it literally doesn’t even need to “eat”, it simply is so fucking DUMB that it doesn’t know what else to do with itself. It is truly horrifying b/c while your entrails may be strewn about on the floor, or in the throats of tens of zombies, they in turn… don’t even have the decency to be aware that you’ve died!?

Lower-level managers sell ideas to higher-level managers, and “logic” has little to do with those conversations, compared to the amount of emo-stroking that goes on “oh, you will become so rich, and powerful, and handsome, and brave, and precious” (from here:-P) - and so long as enough people play along, that happens!

Our world is just so fucking STUPID.

That said, what they do is on them, while what we do is on us. Find a way to live - hopefully by finding a way to contribute, if/where you can.

OpenStars, to memes in Calm
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That was my first thought as well. They have to take the same trek, do additional work in it, yet do not have the financial resources to buy the same type of gear… nor can they complain b/c “that’s the job”. :-|

OpenStars, to memes in Truly the most important stuff is Culture War
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This reads so much worse when you realize that the distraction is the point.

OpenStars, to comicstrips in Gorgeous!
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He wants to be appreciated!?

OpenStars, to lemmyshitpost in are you sure?
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It’s all he needs. You on the other hand… had better be a trillionaire. :-P

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