OrteilGenou

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OrteilGenou,

If they cancel someone’s vacation to provide support but can’t provide sufficient detail to define the work, they’re definitely doing something wrong

OrteilGenou, (edited )

Maybe it’s because I’m a homeless person but I read this as a pledge to murder all English speakers by cutting them in half 🤔

OrteilGenou,

RREEAAWWRRAAWWRR

OrteilGenou,

He was the setup for the need to find the next sith, Darth Vader

Unless my vague opinion doesn’t line up with Star Wars lore, in which case, retracted

OrteilGenou,

Someone in my department suggested that project plans should be moved from Excel to MS Project.

It was 50-50 relief vs panic

OrteilGenou,

Dude doesn’t know what Amazon Prime is for, you can’t make this shit up

OrteilGenou,

I haven’t played multiplayer since the PS3 days, before Sony joined the greed bleed

OrteilGenou,

Pro tip; keep an umbrella in the corner, pop it open and set it upside down on the turlet before you flush

OrteilGenou,

Worst hangover I ever had, I was 20 and spent an entire May day working with my brother scraping and painting a small shed, and replacing the shingles. Took us about ten hours give or take. We had an occasional beer but nothing crazy.

Once done we each polished off about ten Labatt 50s while we watched hockey, then went out to meet friends. Got home at about 2 am.

Woke up the next day like someone had driven a spike through my head and was drumming the ends that stuck out with steel rods.

I was screwed for about 36 hours. Realized as I was recovering that I hadn’t had a drop of water all that day, just stopped working to sip on a cold beer every once in a while.

Lesson fucking learned. Hydrate, hydrate, hydrate.

OrteilGenou, (edited )

I believe that the big bang was an overcooked ravioli that burst us all into existence, in the name of the fusilli, the sacchettoni, and the holy gnocchi, al dente.

OrteilGenou,

K

OrteilGenou,

I know right? Like how hearing aids are designed to be held a foot and a half from the head. These people need to be more sensitive

OrteilGenou,

The most confusing thing to me is how Democrats can have majorities in the House and POTUS and their agenda gets inched along but the second Republicans have that their agenda gets rammed through asap.

Is that a misconception? It certainly seems that Republicans make much more aggressive and active use of their power.

OrteilGenou, (edited )

Yeah this meme is ass. If it makes anyone feel better, in Canada we have five parties that fail us instead of just two. The advantage there is we get to complain with more granularity. It’s the uncommon lose-lose-lose-lose-lose!

OrteilGenou,

Still waiting for Mindhunter… Guess I’ll wait forever

OrteilGenou,

Christmas with the Krank

A yuletide tale of joy and meth

OrteilGenou,

I was mostly on Reddit for hockey game threads. Lemmy sucks for that at the moment, so… I went to discord. Fuck spez

OrteilGenou,

This is an exclusive neighborhood where only environmentalist TikTok influencers live /s

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