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PM_Your_Nudes_Please, to lemmyshitpost in SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH 9/11 Was Cringe

“Cap” is a lie or exaggeration.

So “no cap” is “I’m not lying/I’m being serious.”

PM_Your_Nudes_Please, (edited ) to memes in This is the master race...?
PM_Your_Nudes_Please, to asklemmy in What are some food items that cost less than what they "should"?

For anyone curious about this, go google “cheese caves”. The US government has massive caverns full of cheese. The government keeps buying cheese to subsidize the dairy industry, and ensure they keep enough dairy cows around.

But this also means they have a metric fuckload of cheese, and no way to get rid of it. They can’t just give it away to the public or sell it at cost, because that would crash the price, which would harm the farmers, which would defeat the entire purpose of the subsidy in the first place. So they just lock it in a cave. The government has entire caves that are just packed full of cheese. It’ll never be eaten, and is simply left there to age.

I believe one of the biggest reasons for even keeping the cheese around at all (instead of just doing something like tossing it into a volcano) is so they can use it as a strategic food reserve during war or famine. If, for instance, the government suddenly needs to feed a much larger army, it can start tapping into that massive food reserve simply by opening the cheese caves and pulling out the (now very aged) cheese. But that’s a very large “what if”. Or maybe there’s some big disease that wipes out the majority of the dairy cows. The government would be able to keep shelves stocked while farmers work on replenishing their herds.

PM_Your_Nudes_Please, to asklemmy in Have you ever learned anything on the spot?

You can do the same thing on tiktok. Hold near the left side of the screen, and it’ll play at 2x speed.

PM_Your_Nudes_Please, (edited ) to comicstrips in Employers

Curriculum vitae. It’s basically a long résumé. The résumé gets your foot in the door with the “best of” highlights that are tailored to the specific job. The the CV is what you bring to the interview; It’s longer and has a more complete work history, instead of just the bits that are relevant to the job you applied for.

So when they ask you “can you explain this gap in your employment for these two years” you can go “yeah, if you look at my CV, you’ll see that I was working/freelance in a tangental industry. But it wasn’t very pertinent to this application, so I left it off of my résumé when I applied.”

And for tailoring your résumé to each job, you just copy/paste the relevant info from your CV to make a one page document.

PM_Your_Nudes_Please, to comicstrips in Employers

Came to the comments specifically to see if anyone else noticed it. Glad to see it wasn’t just me.

PM_Your_Nudes_Please, to privacy in Have I Been Pwned adds 71 million emails from Naz.API stolen account list

Take the opportunity to switch to a password manager, which will allow for unique passwords.

PM_Your_Nudes_Please, to memes in We did it?

Yeah, I remember seeing TikToks about it way before December. Lots of “there are a LOT of people sick in China right now with pneumonia, and it has actually started to hurt their economy. It’ll eventually make its way over here” types of things. The warning signs were there, for those who cared to look.

I mostly saw it on the finance side of tiktok, since lots of financial analysts were like “uhh this shit could crash the economy if it spreads.”

PM_Your_Nudes_Please, to memes in We did it?

I was in elementary school when 9/11 happened. My brother is 6 years younger, and doesn’t actually remember it. So yeah, I felt old when he was learning about it in high school history classes; And I was only in my mid 20’s at the time.

PM_Your_Nudes_Please, to memes in TELL ME YOUR SECRETS

Oftentimes, that’s a sort of inside joke. If it’s even remotely probe-shaped, they assume it was used for sex. But since that doesn’t look nice on academic papers, they’ll use “ritual” as a euphemism.

Seriously, archeologists find a lot of ancient dildos.

PM_Your_Nudes_Please, to asklemmy in What's some amazing technology they have in Japan that's very normal to them but would blow our minds here in the US and western world?

$40 for the basic ones. They still work great, (I have them on all my toilets at home!) but they definitely aren’t as flashy as the Japanese toilets. Self-cleaning seats, heated seats, heated water for the bidet, etc…

PM_Your_Nudes_Please, to asklemmy in What's some amazing technology they have in Japan that's very normal to them but would blow our minds here in the US and western world?

Probably helps that kids are instilled with a sense of cleanliness at a very young age. Kids help cook school lunches on a rotating schedule, and everyone helps clean up afterwards. Litter is also a big social taboo (which is funny because public trash cans are basically nonexistent. You’re expected to carry your trash with you until you get home.)

PM_Your_Nudes_Please, (edited ) to asklemmy in How Many Streaming Services Do You Have?

I only personally pay for Prime Video and Spotify. But I have access to Netflix, Hulu, Paramount+, HBO, and a handful of others.

And whatever I don’t have access to, I have a Plex server running Servarr/Radarr, which automatically syncs downloaded content from Plex’s watchlist. So I can just add something to my watchlist, and it’s available on Plex in the next 20-60 minutes (depending on that particular torrent’s speeds.)

PM_Your_Nudes_Please, to asklemmy in Good “Buy for Life” Brands

Amazon Basics’ line of braided USB cables is comparable to Anker, btw. Lots of people estimate that they’re made on the same production line.

I bought a three pack of their lightning cables five or six years ago. Every single one of them sees daily use (at my work desk, in my car, next to my bed) and every single one is still working just fine. Hell, they outlasted the phone I bought them for.

PM_Your_Nudes_Please, to asklemmy in Good “Buy for Life” Brands

Speed queen washers and dryers.

This is the one to pay attention to. Speed Queen is what every laundromat uses, because they’re fucking rock solid and don’t need a lot of maintenance. They don’t have as many bells and whistles as a Samsung, but they’ll outlast two or three Samsungs and still be cleaning just as well as the day you bought it.

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