Patches

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I just deleted my entire library and redownloaded it.

A lot of my files were shitty 480p versions of movies from the Napster days. Now they’re all 1080p, with a few 720p exceptions (mainly tv series episodes). All in all 500 something files in total. Now just watching uTorrent slowly download them all. Hopefully my VPN keeps the eyes off of me…

Patches,

Isn’t the real problem if they comply with mega conglomerate corporations?

I’m not worried that FBI has my data. They guaranteed already have all of it.

I just don’t want the house of mouse taking my home because I stole checks notes Shrek 4: The Shrekening

Patches, (edited )

If it is for piracy - I have used Nord VPN for 6+ years now because it’s like 2 years for $100 and I am just fine. I have never received a letter, or an email about piracy.

As always check for a DNS leak and if possible setup a VPN kill switch (built-in Nord), or use Qbitorrent (my choice) which has its own kill switch.

If you want a VPN for more nefarious purposes I can’t, and wouldn’t help with that.

Patches,

If these last few years have taught us anything.

They are putting undisclosed ingredients into the food even if they are regulated.

Patches, (edited )

Slim Jim’s were the original forever chemicals. You ever seen one go bad?

Patches, (edited )

Planning on swiping the package requires you to be local to the victim, and willing to assume a high level of risk and time - this is not often close to the truth. These people are often not even within the United State.

What you are describing exists but it would be far more likely that you would know them - and it’s a sloppy drunk family member/friend/coworker. They would not be in the game for long doing this.

Patches,

Really really old. I hope you are a capable mechanic.

They ain’t made em small for decades.

Patches,

You’d willingly give Nintendo 30% of that GoFundMe?

Patches,

Why would it count as anything but income?

GoFundMe isn’t some magical charity. It’s just online begging.

Patches, (edited )

Coming up next “See which wildly underpaid intern meteorologists bite the dust this time. Coming at you live from inside the storm”

Patches, (edited )

I gotchu fam

There was a question and it was answered

Patches,

Sometimes it’s okay to fire a client.

Patches,

My client has an MBA. Please be gentle with him

My sides. 😂

Patches,

We call it the poophole loophole.

Patches,

Brah you shouldn’t be using tide pods regardless. They’re no good for your wallet or the environment.

Patches,

For Dishwasher Tablets. This goes into way more depth than ya need but they skip a whole ass wash cycle - which is why there are 2 places for your soap in your dishwasher.

youtu.be/_rBO8neWw04?si=SMT9fGeIEHBCVwlr

youtu.be/Ll6-eGDpimU?si=O7dEHbocXoqqZbW-

Patches,

Tide Pods use what is known as PVA plastic as the ‘dissolvable plastic’. PVA exactly what they mean by microplastics and forever chemicals.

youtu.be/Ll6-eGDpimU?si=O7dEHbocXoqqZbW-

Patches,

Dear Santeria for the dyslexic Cubans out there 🐔

Patches,

Hi yes, Mr drug dealer. Do u take credit?

Patches, (edited )

A song as iconic as “1979” by The Smashing Pumpkins that came out in 2007 would be “Thnks fr th Mmrs” by Fall Out Boy.

Patches, (edited )

I can’t think of a more appropriate time for

You had one job…

When a grape trellis collapses due to the weight of… checks notes grapes.

Patches,

Keep that URL Blue. You will never be the same.

Patches,

Don’t lie. You just wanna see T’Pol’s feet.

Cause that’s all that’s guaranteed from a Tarantino flick.

Patches,

Of all the reasons to not have airless tires. This is the least likely answer.

If it were true - we wouldn’t allow regular people to own Chevy 750 15,000 trucks to drive to their office jobs.

Patches, (edited )

So he done what the vast majority of Americans would do if given seemingly unlimited funds?

Shit I want a castle in Europe.

Patches, (edited )

Make it Pho anyone

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