Patches

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Patches,

Nostalgia for what?

Patches,

But couldn’t you just have the AC to DC converter between the cord and the tool?

Patches,

Well… was he right?

Patches, (edited )

Because AI is shit

Patches,

If ever they enact Universal Healthcare in America. What will become of Spiderman?

His origin story only makes sense because Peter can’t afford to go to hospital.

Patches,

Who cares?

Patches,

Where do y’all find this elusive “Torque Spec”?

Even if I could afford a $100 click wrench. Where am I gonna lookup random bolt on whatever the hell I’m repairing?

Patches,

Which gift cards are those?

I’ve never heard of that being something you would purchase.

I could only see it existing if I had a $1.00 gift card to the dollar store. Because nothing costs a dollar at the dollar store anymore.

Patches, (edited )

I gotchu fam

There was a question and it was answered

Patches,

My client has an MBA. Please be gentle with him

My sides. 😂

Patches, (edited )

A song as iconic as “1979” by The Smashing Pumpkins that came out in 2007 would be “Thnks fr th Mmrs” by Fall Out Boy.

Patches,

Really really old. I hope you are a capable mechanic.

They ain’t made em small for decades.

Patches,

We call it the poophole loophole.

I just deleted my entire library and redownloaded it.

A lot of my files were shitty 480p versions of movies from the Napster days. Now they’re all 1080p, with a few 720p exceptions (mainly tv series episodes). All in all 500 something files in total. Now just watching uTorrent slowly download them all. Hopefully my VPN keeps the eyes off of me…

Patches,

Isn’t the real problem if they comply with mega conglomerate corporations?

I’m not worried that FBI has my data. They guaranteed already have all of it.

I just don’t want the house of mouse taking my home because I stole checks notes Shrek 4: The Shrekening

Patches, (edited )

Make it Pho anyone

Patches,

Branderson

Patches, (edited )

Can confirm. Most chefs I know mostly eat alcohol after their shift is over. None of them are bartenders

Patches, (edited )

It is a positive thing to talk through your emotions instead of bottling it up.

Patches,

It’s not just the commute. You do the dishes and laundry during lunch and the ‘I don’t need to be here’ meetings so your free time is just that. Yours

Patches, (edited )

High sugar content

Corona has 1g Sugar per bottle.

Angry Orchard has 20g Sugar per bottle.

Patches, (edited )

What does that even mean?

You can’t even get the manufacturer to get updates past 6 months of being released.

Are people out there really writing their own firmware for smart watches?

Black Friday (files.mastodon.online)

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Patches, (edited )

The price decreased by $1.00

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Patches,

Wait… That’s illegal

Patches,

Does anyone else have no idea what Remembrance Day is?

Patches,

Fuck You. Got mine.

Is pretty on point for the current dogma.

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