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Tears in Heaven...
PrimarilyPrimate, 8 months ago Every girl’s crazy about a sharp dressed man= every girl’s crazy about his shotgun hair.
Every girl’s crazy about a sharp dressed man= every girl’s crazy about his shotgun hair.
If you swallow appleseed(s)...
PrimarilyPrimate, 8 months ago Yes, there is such a thing as a vaginal prolapse but… That thing is really hooked in there! And no I am not Dwight.
Yes, there is such a thing as a vaginal prolapse but… That thing is really hooked in there! And no I am not Dwight.
PrimarilyPrimate, 8 months ago If I pick up something that is too heavy my uterus will fall out.
If I pick up something that is too heavy my uterus will fall out.
PrimarilyPrimate, 9 months ago Teriyucky flavored!
Teriyucky flavored!
What's the funniest mishearing of song lyrics you've had?
Tears in Heaven...
What's your favorite piece of bullshit advice?
If you swallow appleseed(s)...
Beef Liners (lemmy.zip)