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Pyroglyph, to linuxmemes in You should
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In that case…

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Pyroglyph, to lemmyshitpost in What is it with anime and this trope
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I like how Tanya’s thoughts here can be easily overlooked as typical meme hyperbole by people who don’t know that that is exactly what she thinks about at all times.

Pyroglyph, to asklemmy in What is your unpopular flim opinion
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Interstellar is one of my favourite movies, yet I can definitely say it’s not perfect. Hell, it’s got a few massive plot holes and the ending leaves a lot to be desired. Saying that, I still enjoyed it. I love the visuals, the BTS stuff is interesting, but most of all it made me feel. That’s what I value in media. Other people may value a coherent plot, historical accuracy, or a myriad of other things. We all like/dislike things for different reasons, and that’s okay.

I also agree that TARS was very cool.

Pyroglyph, to linuxmemes in When you need to retire an old server
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Even if it’s a re-run, it’s a dick move to give away the ending to any movie while in line to see it.

Pyroglyph, to asklemmy in What companies have made your blacklist?
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Lenovo.

Years ago they ran a competition along with their “GoodWeird” campaign. I got high enough on the leaderboard of their little web game to win a (substantial) prize yet they refused to ever respond to me.

I don’t care if ThinkPads are good, fuck them. Especially fuck their marketing team.

Pyroglyph, to asklemmy in What are some small things we should change about the human body?
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No more accidentally biting my tongue or the inside of my cheek while eating. Sometimes I’m just excited for some good food and it just gets completely ruined :(

Pyroglyph, to lemmyshitpost in Double Barrel
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So you made a hc dc and a ↄt ↄg?

Pyroglyph, to linuxmemes in Linus does not fuck around
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Except it’s not a distinction at all.

analogy (n.) - a comparison between one thing and another, typically for the purpose of explanation or clarification.

Pyroglyph, to asklemmy in Does wind power cause visual pollution in your opinion?
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I would much rather look at wind turbines than smog.

Pyroglyph, to asklemmy in How to create a bot account?
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Sounds like you’ll either have to make an email for each bot or make them on an instance that doesn’t require emails to sign up.

Or, if you use Gmail, you could use your own email with a + alias. For example: If your email is you@gmail.com then you could use you+bot@gmail.com as the boy’s email. It should be treated as unique by Lemmy (I have not yet checked), and all mail sent to it will automatically be tagged as Bot.

Pyroglyph, to lemmyshitpost in NASA has some explaining to do
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Conveniently forgetting the “God exists within all of us” schpiel that they made up as soon as we went to space and found nothing there.

Definitely either parody or very stupid.

Pyroglyph, to lemmyshitpost in If only it was like that
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25C is the point where I start feeling sleepy because it’s so warm.

If you think 25C is optimal then I’m curious as to what your “comfy sleeping temperature” is?

Pyroglyph, (edited ) to asklemmy in Is there a word for the feeling of nostalgia for or missing of another lifetime one only lived in a dream?
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There was an AskReddit thread titled “Have you ever felt a deep personal connection to a person you met in a dream only to wake up feeling terrible because you realize they never existed?”

The original comment being referenced has been since deleted, but you can still find some reposts floating around.

Here’s a copy of it:

throw away account cause this is really personal.

My last semester at a certain college I was assulted by a football player for walking where he was trying to drive (note he was 325lbs I was 120lbs), while unconscious on the ground I lived a different life.

I met a wonderful young lady, she made my heart skip and my face red, I pursued her for months and dispatched a few jerk boyfriends before I finally won her over, after two years we got married and almost immediately she bore me a daughter.

I had a great job and my wife didn’t have to work outside of the house, when my daughter was two she [my wife] bore me a son. My son was the joy of my life, I would walk into his room every morning before I left for work and doted on him and my daughter.

One day while sitting on the couch I noticed that the perspective of the lamp was odd, like inverted. It was still in 3D but… just… wrong. (It was a square lamp base, red with gold trim on 4 legs and a white square shade). I was transfixed, I couldn’t look away from it. I stayed up all night staring at it, the next morning I didn’t go to work, something was just not right about that lamp.

I stopped eating, I left the couch only to use the bathroom at first, soon I stopped that too as I wasn’t eating or drinking. I stared at the fucking lamp for 3 days before my wife got really worried, she had someone come and try to talk to me, by this time my cognizance was breaking up and my wife was freaking out. She took the kids to her mother’s house just before I had my epiphany… the lamp is not real… the house is not real, my wife, my kids… none of that is real… the last 10 years of my life are not fucking real!

The lamp started to grow wider and deeper, it was still inverted dimensions, it took up my entire perspective and all I could see was red, I heard voices, screams, all kinds of weird noises and I became aware of pain… a fucking shit ton of pain… the first words I said were “I’m missing teeth” and opened my eyes. I was laying on my back on the sidewalk surrounded by people that I didn’t know, lots were freaking out, I was completely confused.

At some point a cop scooped me up, dragged/walked me across the sidewalk and grass and threw me face down in the back of a cop car, I was still confused.

I was taken to the hospital by the cop (seems he didn’t want to wait for the ambulance to arrive) and give CT scans and shit…

I went through about 3 years of horrid depression, I was grieving the loss of my wife and children and dealing with the knowledge that they never existed, I was scared that I was going insane as I would cry myself to sleep hoping I would see her in my dreams. I never have, but sometimes I see my son, usually just a glimpse out of my peripheral vision, he is perpetually 5 years old and I can never hear what he says.

EDIT (24 hours after post): never though anyone would read this, I changed a line so that it no longer seems that my 2 year old daughter bore a child.

I have never seen Inception or the Star Trek episode so many have mentioned (but I will eventually)

I will not do an AMA

I’ve had many PM’s describing similar experiences and 3 posters stating such experiences are impossible, I’d say more research needs to be done on brain functions. Pre-med students, don’t assume you know everything.

A few have asked if they can write a book/screen play/stage play/rage comic etcetera, please consider this tale open source and have fun with it

Pyroglyph, to memes in Why?
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Supporting your position through things created in your brain is called “explaining yourself”, or more specifically “explaining the rationale behind your position”.

Did you think you were being clever?

Pyroglyph, to lemmyshitpost in Aliens decide to communicate with us
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You make it sound like you have a fervent hatred for ~250,000 people.

I’m intrigued…

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