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Hello Gordon.

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RIP_Cheems,
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Maybe the rapture is actual just the update to reality.

RIP_Cheems, (edited )
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No, if it was, he would have been shot on sight by my mom. I was really young when it happened.

RIP_Cheems,
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Also, he’s already moving santatracker.google.com

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It does depend. I live maybe 5 miles from the closest dollar general and maybe 15 from the closest town.

RIP_Cheems,
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“GOD, WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME” leaves crunching

RIP_Cheems,
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“Damnit Bobby, I told you not to mess with the teleporter.”

RIP_Cheems,
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This. This is why the horny bat exists. To keep people from doing this.

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In the state of California, existence causes cancer. You can help prevent this by not existing.

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