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Hello Gordon.

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AND YOUR MOTHER SMELT OF HUCKLEBERRY

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No, 5% corn syrup.

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The worst part is not only he was born before those were offensive, but his last name wasn’t even meant to be hitler, it was a weird misspelling of hiedler or something similar.

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So…when are we raiding youtube?

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Not trying to be rude, but what did you think they used to come in?

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Maybe I should buy my first gun soon.

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Fair point, maybe just stick with step mom and step dad.

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Oh, you found the rat pit, put that trap door back, put it, PUT IT BACK MOTHERFUCKER.

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The fuck you say?

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Gordon, no. Get the shotgun, we gotta put em down like ol yeller.

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What the fuck is a traffic light, budda?

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“You’ll never get it out of me, you jolly basterd.”

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I never said she shot him

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I̸̧̡̨̢̧̛̛̲̥̮̖̣̲͍̟͎̝̣̻͖͈̩̖̥̻͔͚̝͙̺͓̼̳̬͔̪̰͕͚͇̖̜̖̞̙̗̳͙͇̮̘͖͎̲̬̟͚̞̺̮̫̺̽͒͆̃̏̆̊͗͆̆̅̃̂͆̈́͛͂̈́͗͛̀̈̉̈́͂̈́͆̽̂͌̊̈́̉̆̂̈́̿͗̂̔̈́̽̓̀̅̾̅̽̉̋̏̀̀̑͂̓̅̈́̑̐̽͊̒̍͋̊̀͒͗̎̀̕̕̚̚͘͜͝͝͝͝͝ ̵̢̧̨̨̢̢̧̢̢̛̛̛͚͔͚̳̺̳̞͍̱̙͓̙̝̰͚̣͙̱̙̪̹̭̥͚̯̻̮̰̭̻̝͍̲̲̼̟̲̭̥͇͖̬̝̦̝̠͓͖͉͍̟̥̹͙̭̮̠̗̺͙̥̱̠̼͓̯̣̞͕͓̘̲̫̻͎̒͋́̓̍̆͌̆͛͐̄̀͂̃̄͂̂͂̿̂̇̽̆̑̓͌̄̿̏́̅͗̀̇̐͌͆̔̈́̀́̅̏̂̀̉̌̔̓͋̉͑̏̄̂̇̂͂͐̇̓̓͒̐̇̂͗̈́͋̋͐̂̋͋͋͑̃̀͐̐͒̈́̇͒́̈́̂̆̊̈̊́̌̿̆̑̄̆̀̍͐̈́́̉͋͛͛̅̑̄̌̌̑̉̇͆̇̏͑͑́́͐̓̚̚̕̕͘͘͘͘͘͜͜͝͠͝͠͝͝͠͝ͅͅŗ̴̧̡̢̢̢̨̡̡̛̘͈̙̜̖̠̱͍̝̼͖̩̤̟̫̲̝̳͙̯͓͚̮͓̙̙̘̙͖̘̘̺̱͓̠͖̜͔̫̟͇͕̣̟̯̮̳̫͎̙̣̖̹̳̖̤̙̦̹̻͉̥̦͖̩̗̺͓̬͍̱̫̪̲͉̳̳̋̓̇̅́̿͐̈́͗̔̑̉̈́̒̀̄̀͑̌̋̊̅̽̿̋̃͛͘̕͜͝͝͝͠͝ȩ̴̢̢̢̡̛̛̬͖̥̖̼͉̥̙͇̬̝̳͖̪͕̦̰̰̺͇̣̻̳̪͚͎̹͙̦̥̤͚̪͓̼̜͙̣̭̩͍̟̗̪͕̯͎͕͗̈͗̓̿̀͂̓̃̍̈́̇̈́̐̈̐̐̓̑̈͐͒̈͌͊͂͐͂̈́̾̽̈̐̓̈́̈́̅͛̇̑͗̆́̀̆̿̾͊̒̎́͒̓̄͐̈́̇̋̑̎͛́̋̎̍́̉͊̋͌̀̉̊̊̾͆̿̊̊̀̇̀̍̽͋̋̓̐́͂̊͆͘͘̕̚̕͝͝͝ͅq̷̢̢̡̧̧̨̡̡̢̡̨̢̡̛̛̳̣͍̣͓͖̮̜͖͍̘̪̳̞̮̯̣̗̭̠͖̞̩̦̻̘̖̠̯̤̗̖̙͔͔̜͎̺̮͓̖͖̻̝͓̲̭̱̟͓̗̯̘̣̱̫̻̬̼͓̞̜̝͖̜̪̘͇͇͇̥̦̟͇̬̝͎͉̖͈͇̱͕͔̜̻̰͕͙̹̣͔̩̞̠̣͈͚̞̤̩̙͚̮̫͚̝̘̞̯͇̮͇̰͚̖̅̓͐̏̿͊͒̔̐͊̊̾̀̌̐̍̌̂̿̏̽͑͂̿̈͒̎̎̎̓͆̃̀̇̀̎̈͊̈́̌̉̀͑̾̈́͋͋̍̃͆̊͑̿̐̈̄͂͑̀̌̾̿̅̈́̈́̓̀͑̃̋̈́͒̐͊̀͋͋̓̒̇̎̒̓̌͗̉̎͆̾̑̓̈́̌̓̿́̀̈́̅̏́̿̑̓̃͆͊̈͊̌̈́́́̔́̄͋̎̊̎͛̃̍̽͌͘̕̚͘̚̚͘͜͜͜͜͜͝͠͝͝͝͝͝͝ͅͅư̶̡̡̧̧̧̡̨̡̡̛̛̛̛̛̭̣͈̠̲̥̹͕͎̰̥͈̣͚̘͎͖̯̤̙͖̬̻͓͉̪͍̝̲̭͕̥̦͉͍̺͙̝͚̮̠̺̼̝̖̼̭͙̱͍̜̩̝͎̮͙͎̖̩͓͙͓̳͚̖̙͈̖̟̟̥̾̀͊́͂̈̓̂̆̈́͊̈́̏̓̒̿́̋̓̓̅̓̔̋̀̂̈́͊̒̈̃̓͑̔̂̑̒̍̄̎̊̍̀̌̓̅̓̆̌́́̆̀̈͒̔̈̾̃͌̀̉͗̇̀̈́͆̆̽͐͛̋̐͊́̀̀̅̽̈̎̆̔̀̇̓̈̆̀͛̑͒̏͒͆͊͛͊̂͒̓̏̏̉̀͐̚̚͘͘̕͘̚͜͝͝͠͝͝͝͠͝͠͠͝ͅì̵̧̢̨̧̨̢̢̧̧̡̧̧̢̧̡̛̻͎̻̩̝̝̠̙͍͇̙͕̣͉̯̜̲͉͙̝͈̫͇͕͈͇̰̬̦̩͉̬͖̮̼̘̖̣̫͍̺̟̬̲̼̱̥̖̺̤̘̭̞̖̞̖̪̝̠̬̱̟͙͎̣͖̱̺̤̩̯̹̘̥̣̣͙̫͖̖̩͎̱͖̪͇̪͇̺͈̞̱̗̣̯̱͈̱͙̤̻͔̲̝͍̞͕͖̤̗̱̻͖̟̳̪͙͕͚͙̦̲͙̳͂͑̍͌̓́͒͋̂̌̓̽̃̄̎́̂͒̒̓̈́̆͛̂̋̈́͆͂̊̄̆̅̆̎̿̾̒̌̿̇́̎͐̂̐̀̀̍͐̈́͋̍̈́̿̓̊͋̂͗̔́̂̊̉̏̓̏̒̑̋̿̓̽͌̇̇̄͐͊͋̽̿̈́͛̃̅͋̚̚̚̕̚͘̚̕͜͜͜͜͜͠͠͠͝͠ͅͅͅr̸̢̢̡̢̧̧̧̢̘̭̳̥͉͍̮̳͎̪̫̳̙̳͖͎͍̝͎̹͚͕̥̰̭͎͉͎͚̭̮̹͖̩̤̫͚͙̰̗̣̜̺͕̻̳͎͚͚̲͇͕̦̠͚̞̽̉̀̈́̓̅͗͑͌̄̈͂̿͑͆̽̒̀̂̿̈́̌̑̍͊̒̽̓̓́͂̐̆̏̇͑͆̀̐̈́̇̀̕̕̕͘̚͜͜͝͝͝ͅe̵̡̨̧̨̢̡̤̜̰̙̹̳̹̬̳͕̬̤̞͕̬̭̺̬̻͙̥͔͖̬̲̍̈́͌̅̽͗̏̔́̉͐̔͊̓͐̀͂̃͂̂͆̃͛̾́̈́̌̉͆̈́͐̆̎̀͋͋͐̏̚͘͘͜͜͝ͅ ̶̧̢̢̨̛̟͙̝͈͕̻̼̦̳̘̜̲͕̣̝̺̖̱͓͉̙̯̬̣̖̟͈̮͙̮̻̹̳̞̙̳̘͎̪̣́̽̄̓̿̀͆̐͆͛͑̀̐͐͆͆͒͑̿͌̇̈̀̅̓̈́́̇́͊̅̓̈́̽̍̉̇́̒̍̎̌̽̏̀̆̎̏̂̔́̀̍̍̏́̏͌̎̕̚̕͝͝͝͝͠͠ͅs̸̢̱͎̺̝͚̭̪͍̹͍̰̝̹̙̱̺͓̜̬̆̈́̑̄̉̓̒̽̓́̋̿̂̈͊̄̍́͋̍̿͛̋̓̑͗̓̉͛̑̏̍̑̑͐̂͒̃͊̀̓͑̾͊͘̚͘͝͝͝͝͝ơ̴̢̧̛͈̝̤̪̦̟̖̤̞̈́͂̔̃̍͋͂͑̀͊̉͌̃̂̔̀́̒͊̐̈́̔́̄̋̏̋̈̌͒̐͆̓͐͊͒̋̀̽̈̊̍̍̌͂͗́̔̈̆͌̚̕̚̚͜͜͝͝͝͝ͅį̴̨̢̧̢̨̛̛̫̫̞͓̞̱͈̮̪̝̬͕͈̦̼͎͇̭̱͔͓̺̦͙̯̰̩͓͖͇̤̫͚͍̱͚̯̖͖̙̣̥͉̤͙͎̼̫̳͎̜̦̰͍̭̠̤̦̬̽͐̐̐̊͒̀̐̉̍͗̾̽̉̓̀̾̿̈͛̄͋͌̊͑͊̿̐̊̑͒͛̆̿̐͗͌́̑̎̇̒̉͐͗̋̇̍̌́͗̋̑͒̆̂͆̔͛͌̓̇̈̐͒͛̑̑̆̀͒̇̈́̌̅̎̆̆̑̎̑̓͗̎̅̎̀̀̿̀̈́̈́̓̈́̈́̇̾̚̚̚̕͘̚͘͘͘͜͜͜͜͝͝͠͝͝͠͝͝͝l̵̨̨̧̢̧̛̛̼̠͇͈̝̳͔̼͖͉̬͓̹͎̫͈͔̗̭̲͍̬͓̫͚̬̼̫̱͓̼̲̫̩̹̲͙͎̟̝̱̲̤̜̟̲͋̐̒̒̈́̀͂͒̏̀̄̿̊̿̃͋͑͐̈́̔̈́̿̓͛̈͊̔͌̈́͂̾͆͑̔͗̈̓̃͌͑͒̓̊̂̈́́̇̌̐̇̐̈́̌̉̽̃̃̐̒̓̍̔̍̑̾͛̓̂̑̉̎̇̋̿̑̇̈́̒͋͗̎̎̆̓͛͊̚̕͘̚̕͜͜͜͠͠͠͠͝͝ͅ,̸̨̨̡̧̡̡̢̧̧̢̢̛̞̜͔̪̙͓͇̙̣͙̟̘͔̮̫̞̳͕̲̺͉̰͕̦̯͈̣̻͚̳͕͚̞̥̦̖̤̙̱̻͈̮̹̜͙͉̠̟̙̼̫̰̳̪͖̰̣̫̱̼͎̤͈̬͈̹̲̤̥̜͕͍̬̫̗͎̞̘̜̜̣̜̟̮͓͚͇̩͇̩̬̻̠͓̖̺̞͇̬̲͕̲̗͓͍͕̰͇͇̦̱͉̘̫͑͗̌͋͗̒̿͗́͆̃̾̒̆̇̐̽̎̉̀͐̓̍̈́͑̈̆̿̈́͊̒̀̽̋̓͒̎͐̾́̈̀̏̚̕̚̕͘̕͘͜ͅͅ ̵̡̛̛̻̬̺̜͆́̇͗̾́̀̂͌͆̑͂͗̍̓̎̒̆̒̽̑́́͌̐̎̋̆̏̔̆̀͛͑̍̈̈́́́̍̑͋͒̃̑̉̇̒̅̇́̓̇̎͊̀̈́͌̆̎́́̈́͐̑̽̑͘͘͘̕͘͘̚͝J̴̢̨̧͙̰̖̟̦̦̯̤͔̤̭̬̺͉͉̬͙̻̱̮̼̪̦̪̪̣̣͚̟̹͕̘̫͚̬̬̫̪̠͈̲̰̟̗̼̹̭̼̇̓̀̋̉̓̓̽͛̆̉̋̀̍͂̈́̀͒̓̊̓͐͂͑̿̚͜ơ̵̡̨̨̛̪̞̯̗̜͙͈̱͖̝̫͕̻͓͉͙͍̦̣̱̱̘̖̟͍͕͍̫͛̈͌̋͛̉͋̀̅̏̓̅́̔͊̌̆̉̋́̈̏͌̅̂͋͗̏̌̇̈́̈̊͛̾̈́̓̒͊̂̄̽̆̈́̏͒̾͊̐́͋͗̑̄̆̌̂̂̊̋̐̐̒̅̐̐̇̾͆̉̑̃̎͌̾̽͌̽̄̇̅͑̒͊͘̕͘̕̚̕͘͝͠͠͝͠͝͝͠n̵̢̧̨̢̢̡̢̡̘̠̤̘̰͖͈̣̻̠̝̮̥͍̦̙̪̗͈̼̮̥̼̣̙̼͍̹̹̰͍̭̣̟̻͇̗̪͈̰̖̝̗̣̟͙͚̜̝̳̯͕͓̘̹͉̪̰̤̱̮̜͚̣̰̣̳͔͙͙͔̬̻̘̯͚̟̗͉̘̜̤̮̼̯̲̭͍̝͔̯͚̦͎͎̼̪̹̺͉̠̣͕͕̗̞͔̝̫̍̌̅̇̓͐̍͗̓̑͑̀͗́̓͒̎̈́̈̔͗͒̕͜͜ͅͅͅ ̷̡̨̨̢̧̨̢̢̡̧̢̨̛̛̟̺̥̮̞̮̲̘̣̼͉̮̹̦̬̘͈͚̗͙̲̭͕̩͓̠̝̩̩̤͕̞̘͈̦̳̤̮̣̜̬̫̖̙͔͇͙͇͈̤̖̟̻̬͓̱̤̬͇̠̤̲͔̠̯̺̜̼̝̜̹̟̩̱͔̹̖̳̺̠̤̳͚͚͓͍̼̺̳͌̑̈́͐͌͆̎̽́̾͋͗̄̆͆̑́̂̓̊͒̈̄̅̉͗̌͂̏̉́͑̾̔̄͂͗̅̒̾́̎̈́̇̇̍̇̇̒͐̈́̋͗̀͌͊͆̈́͂͑̅͗́̽̏̉̈́́̈͛̂͐̀͂͆̀̃̔̅̓̽̃̈́̿̀͛̂́̌̂̔̕̕̚̕̚̚̚͘̚͜͜͜͜͜͝͠͝͝͠͝͝͝͝͝͝͝ͅͅ

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Clearly you’ve never heard of cats standing up.

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No, what is Jesus’s birthday?

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I don’t want eyes anymore, thank you

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Literaly me 3 times this morning

RIP_Cheems, (edited )
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Oh come on, I only stabbed him 37 times.

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I want a time machine just so I can change the name of eggs to butt nuggets.

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Good thing I want to collect guns.

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“The average Anus can stretch from 5-8 inches, therefore a racoon can crawl up your ass as they can fit through 4 inch passages. UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN”

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So God has a peg fetish?

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Sing it with me now, “You are a pirate…”

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Not to mention, if elon gets his way, there’ll also be cocaine in coca cola

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