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RIP_Cheems

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Hello Gordon.

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Fire axe, german Shepard, first aid kit, crossbow

RIP_Cheems,
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Why not the fire axe? I don’t think it would be that difficult to swing. Granted, it would be much heavier than a machete, but long term the axe is gonna last longer and dull slower.

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“SiiiIIiiiiiiiIIIIIIIIIIIII…WHOOOOOOOOHHH WHO WANTS TO DELIVER THESE F#*%ING PRESENTS???”

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You will take the cat AND LIKE IT

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On the one hand, no taxes. On the other,

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Oh come on, I only stabbed him 37 times.

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Your what??? The fuck is lizard milk???

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I saw a video where the label said that the state of California causes cancer. Can’t for the life of me find it, but it exists, and ot was an error label.

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You had access to the entire spice trade, WHY DIDNT YOU USE IT???

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Since when do you have to write a 50k novel?

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I want a time machine just so I can change the name of eggs to butt nuggets.

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Can’t you, like, buy weed at 18? Or what about vapes? Plenty of literal children using those.

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