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I thought I was the only Moroccan on Lemmy.

I also live in an area that doesn’t get served by the Al Boraq. We don’t have trains in general over here and I am jealous.

I also learned about the Al Boraq’s existence the hard way, because in the summer of 2022, my family had to drive me from Casablanca to Tangier and back by car, which took us like 3 hours on one trip.

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Nintendo 3DS XL time then

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Steam Deck time

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Good to know.

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Everyone makes fun of the US for using imperial, but nobody makes fun of Liberia and Myanmar for doing the exact same thing.

At least they don’t speak Fahrenheit.

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Nah, everyone must live.

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Move to the European Union, specifically Belgium

Because life = ??

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It’s all thanks to those big companies that always make the worst crap.

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Seth McFarlane slept in one morning and missed his plane home. Little did he know that this exact plane hit the World Trade Center.

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What else would it be? It’s obviously a Katamari Damacy.

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I mean, if the US is gonna steal basically everything from the UK, they might as well steal their power outlet designs since they’re that good.

Oh wait, they just started doing that by forgetting to punch holes in their own power plugs? Hmm, I wonder when they’ll make the next step.

I am prepared for the massive amount of downvotes that the Muricans will throw at me because I said that.

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Ded. Like, so ded.

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Oh no, now I have to deal with listening to timpani noises every now and then.

Everyone, get ready to downvote.

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There’s an earlier reply that I responded to that explains everything.

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I hear this instrument all the time in many Disney related things. Not all.

And it’s my least favorite instrument. I actually mean that.

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It’s a thumb that sticks drums to turkeys.

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Because it’s opposite day.

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I’d let Emily Pitcher from Sondering Studio remake every single game with soundtracks composed by Lena Raine. This includes Chicory, Celeste, and of course, Minecraft.

It would be kinda difficult for her to remake that last one ngl.

Also, I’m the one that remasters the soundtracks to make them sound like they came out of a Sega Mega Drive (for Muricans: Sega Genesis). This is clearly the worst idea I’ve ever come up with considering how long this would take especially for only 2 people.

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Good ol’ Middle of Nowhere in New Zealand (that’s actually where the Shire is located btw), yeah now I wanna spend my winter holiday there.

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I’m plugging in a keyboard so I can type my destination in. That would be way faster than buying a plane ticket and visa.

Oh wait, that’s a bad idea because I might accidentally turn the plane into a kamikaze drone. Don’t do terrorism, kids.

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They also need some Linux Mints.

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You forgot the most important pod of them all.

Escape pods.

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Why spend money on a timpani when you can hire an elephant? It’s also 99% less ear damaging.

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Yeah, I unironically hate that instrument. Just downvote me, I don’t care.

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