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Rhynoplaz, to asklemmy in How to respond to gf saying "I'm fat"

Has gained weight is different than is fat.

She could have gone from 97lbs to 98lbs. Gained weight, but not fat.

Rhynoplaz, to asklemmy in What hobby do you have that no one else in your family shares?

Walking in with your Newton, acting like you own the place!

Rhynoplaz, to asklemmy in What hobby do you have that no one else in your family shares?

One of us! One of us!

Rhynoplaz, (edited ) to asklemmy in What hobby do you have that no one else in your family shares?

I’ll play Mage Knight with you. I own it. Never played it, but I own it.

Rhynoplaz, to asklemmy in Have you ever seen a rudolph moment happen in real life?

I mean, they weren’t wrong.

Rhynoplaz, to asklemmy in Who doesn't use an adblocker and why?

I’m going to guess that they do not approve of those games and think that the wife is an inferior person because she enjoys something that they don’t.

Rhynoplaz, to asklemmy in Who doesn't use an adblocker and why?

I don’t. I know they exist, and I could probably have one set up in under ten minutes, but I just don’t care.

And I know what they do. I know what they collect. I used to sell online ads for the local paper, geomapping and all that shit. They still know.

Rhynoplaz, to asklemmy in Are there any people who were offended by Norm MacDonald's comedy? Was he controversial, or nah?

Did you just confuse Steve Irwin with Crocodile Dundee?!?

Rhynoplaz, to asklemmy in Are there any people who were offended by Norm MacDonald's comedy? Was he controversial, or nah?

It’s really hard to explain, because really, he’s not that funny, but I find that hilarious!

Like the moth story, or Uncle Frank in 'Nam, he just creates this awkward tension where you know your listening to a joke, but this guy is saying just such depressing or horrific shit while keeping a slightly goofy tone. You expect a punchline around every corner, but he just keeps dragging you in, and you’re wondering how this terrible story is going to be funny, and he hits you with a mediocre punchline that any third grader could have seen coming a mile away, but he’s built so much tension and sucked you into this story and you couldn’t see what was right in front of you the whole time.

He’s not telling a joke, he’s playing a joke on YOU. That could be part of why people either love him or hate him. As long as there’s no harm, I’ll be the first to laugh at a joke played on me, but I know there are others that don’t appreciate that at all.

Rhynoplaz, to asklemmy in Are there any people who were offended by Norm MacDonald's comedy? Was he controversial, or nah?

You know who CAN imitate it? Frank Stallone.

Rhynoplaz, to asklemmy in What do you like about socialism?

Maybe if we stop teaching our children that the most important thing in life is to have more stuff than your neighbors, it will stop being part of our nature.

Rhynoplaz, to asklemmy in Lottery winner

Definitely this one first, but if it doesn’t work out, mine can be a back up.

Rhynoplaz, to asklemmy in Lottery winner

It could probably make a big difference in key areas.

You probably couldn’t effect enough small towns to turn Texas blue, but if you could saturate some rural PA counties and shift them slightly less red, it could lock down a swing state when it really counts.

Rhynoplaz, to asklemmy in So, who or what ruined Christmas this year?

Uh oh! Santa’s coming UP the chimney!!!

Rhynoplaz, to asklemmy in Why does America say 'merry christmas'?

Definitely not an American thing. It’s ALL Merry over here.

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