Sabre363

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Sabre363,

Fun Definitely Not Made Up Fact: The sea-stars that you find on the beach are actually the disembodied heads sent out like probes by one mega-mother-sea-star that sits miles away at the bottom of the ocean, biding her time until she can finally resurface and enslave whats left of humanity.

Sabre363,

Not that I’m holding out hope of finding true love, but if I’m getting married and the vows aren’t something like this, then I’m calling the whole thing off.

Sabre363,

It’s actually a pretty good idea to add chocolate to certain savory dishes. Not that much or that kind, but still.

Sabre363,

Looks like the Burger King if he lost his crown and did some meth

Sabre363,

Don’t scare me like that, people die when these posts are posted.

Sabre363,

That is the hair of a truly mad scientist.

Sabre363,

Poor little baby Elon, he sure is getting picked on a lot lately.

Sabre363,

Thought this was gonna be loss for a second

Sabre363,

It would be even sadder if nobody waved

Sabre363,

I aspire to be that professor that’s married to their arch-academic-enemy

Sabre363,

Have a thing specifically for a cat and they most assuredly will not use it

Sabre363,

Oh, they would never put anything in it. That might scratch the bed.

Sabre363,

I had a supervisor that blew his entire OT and 401k on $90000 truck and proceeded to complain about how shit the gas mileage was.

Sabre363,

Better than getting left in line while she gets the onions

Sabre363,

If I ever get a tattoo, it gonna be something utterly meaningless so I can make up really ridiculous stories of anyone asks about it.

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