Sabre363

@Sabre363@sh.itjust.works

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Sabre363,

I drive an old Toyota pickup with almost nothing still attached in the factory way, I doubt I’d even notice if someone hit me.

Sabre363,

It’s ok, jesus can just get some guy on the street to deal with the cross for him.

Sabre363,

Based purely on personal experience, Honda is generally far more reliable than Toyota. Mazdas are very hit or miss and Subaru, while fun as hell to drive and work on, are probably the least reliable of the Japanese manufacturers. But they are all excellent options compared to everything else.

Sabre363,

Actually my house starter pack.

Sabre363,

If you time it just right and open the door after the numbers disappear but before the beepy-beeps, you might just experience the greatest joy known to man, on par with witnessing the logo hit the corner of screen.

Sabre363,

Til, crocodiles are wheelchair accessible.

Sabre363,

Thank you for replying, brain has been momentarily satisfied.

Sabre363,

But mayonnaise is good and useful in the right context. Mostly for making perfectly crisped grilled cheese.

Sabre363,

Wtf was that guy’s name? Shit, he’s asking a question, say something so he thinks you’re paying attention

“Damn, that’s sooo crazy!”

Crap, he’s staring. Did I say the wrong thing? Fuck, say something else

“Sixty nine”

Sabre363,

The Expanse did the exact same thing

Sabre363,

Pavlov Pavloved Pavlov

Sabre363,

Hey, Domino’s is great. Maybe not the best but it’s better than Pizza Hut

Sabre363,

Yeah local stuff is always the best. The real truck is finding out which employee makes the best pizza and only ordering on their shift.

Sabre363,

Starfleet took note from Stargate Command

Sabre363,

Truly a noble sacrifice for humanity

Sabre363,

A modern day tragedy.

Sabre363, (edited )

WHAT DID HE SAY?

Sabre363,

Me, who knows a smidge of CSS, “I belong here”

Sabre363,

Sure feels like Christmas is the only holiday we are allowed to care about. Every store sells Christmas decorations, restaurants have Christmas flavours, the radio stations are plagued with Christmas songs, ads are all Christmas themed, etc.

Sabre363,

Only if you put some pants on

Sabre363,

Oh I’m screaming, I just keep it on the inside so nobody can tell that I don’t have my shit together

Sabre363,

No you fucking can’t

Sabre363,

I have indeed had the misfortune of trying split pea soup, and I literally can’t think of a more vile and disgusting soup.

Sabre363,

IT

Sabre363,

A world in which everyone is able to freely pursue their interests and desires without constantly having to worry about their well-being or safety. A world untainted by incessant manipulation, greed, and narrow minded prejudice. A world with neigh unlimited access to education and information. Where ideas, beliefs, and scientific discovery can flow freely without political agendas or personal vendettas always getting in the way.

Oh, and no more mosquitoes, billionaires, or people that talk in the theatre. They get a special place in hell.

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