Sabre363

@Sabre363@sh.itjust.works

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Sabre363,

Sunny side up

Sabre363,

Surprisingly few gay relationships

Sabre363,

I understood this, can I call myself a programmer now

Sabre363,

It’s more like encountering a rare stroke of genius and thinking I’m a literal god until two seconds later when I remember I’m still an idiot and my “genius” actually broke something important . . . again.

Sabre363,

I hate to break it you like this bro, but I think you might also be infected with the gay. You forgot to say “no homo”

Sabre363,

Does sweeping everything under the bed and drawing lines in the carpet still count? Asking for myself a friend

Sabre363,

Improvement takes too much work, I just wanna have some plausable reason to not think I’m trash

Sabre363,

How does one wash wi-fi? Any special detergents or temp settings?

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In this hypothetical situation, it is where we are requesting an adequate sum of the monies to pay for the required sustenance. Any place may do, but this is the place the responded for an interview. And if my experience is anything to go by, then this is the only place to respond out of hundreds of applications.

Sabre363,

I have recently acquired some new comfy friends . . . it is indeed quite whelming.

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But then that one bitch-ass little frenchy jumps ship and falls into the forbidden lands under the seat. And you can see it but can’t quiiite reach it while you swerve through traffic, your greedily disappointed fingers searching hopelessly for the now long lost, deliciously fried and seasoned, crispy potato :(

Sabre363,

It’s ok, jesus can just get some guy on the street to deal with the cross for him.

Sabre363,

Is the train reversing or does the sequence of these images not make sense

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Not that I’m holding out hope of finding true love, but if I’m getting married and the vows aren’t something like this, then I’m calling the whole thing off.

Sabre363,

Lemmy Trolls as described by a Lemmy Troll

Sabre363,

What a terribly awful font choice, the kerning of the anus is truly a travesty.

Sabre363,

It’s actually a pretty good idea to add chocolate to certain savory dishes. Not that much or that kind, but still.

Sabre363,

Old? Did you kill them?

Sabre363,

It ends when you finally take the Big Sleep.

Sabre363,

I guess probably not if you believe in reincarnation

Sabre363,

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/d258a753-ac76-45f0-ac41-27e97111a0ba.jpeg

Sabre363,

The only real way to opt out of this shit is to start using a better cloud and nuke Dropbox from every computer you own

Sabre363,

Why is men laughing such a bad thing?

Sabre363,

They look like dog toys. Yeah, they’re definitely dog toys

Sabre363,

Something something Linux user, btw

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