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Saltblue, to lemmyshitpost in Customer support

Man I love those uniforms, they practically created the aesthetic of the evil empire forces.

Saltblue, to memes in 👁️👁️

What are you talking about, reptilians don’t exist

The reptilians:

Saltblue, to lemmyshitpost in Save thousands

It’s cheaper to raise pigs, they will dispose of your body, and any body for that matter.

Saltblue, to lemmyshitpost in Back in my day

Demolition man is a classic

Saltblue, to lemmyshitpost in Back in my day

I grew up watching Stallone, Van Damme, and Schwarzenegger movies with my dad, since he monopolized the remote.

Saltblue, (edited ) to memes in History memes. Fuck yeah.

Scientist: we discovered this thanks to your funding

Church: Nice, now shut the fuck up, you are gonna ruin the racket.

Saltblue, to memes in Ramen

Off course ramen is going to always be easy to cook, but ramen stops being the best choice when you start getting scurvy, and your skin is shit, and you don’t have energy.

Saltblue, to lemmyshitpost in Build him a dungeon?

This is a high quality insult and I’m going to steal it.

Saltblue, (edited ) to memes in Ramen

You can also use ground beef, you buy the cheapest meat and ask them to grind it, or like me you have the hand cranked one at home.

Saltblue, (edited ) to comicstrips in Offering solutions is annoying

Are you getting triggered or something? Yes my mother is that way, but in contrast my father is pretty much a manchild, can’t keep control of his emotions.

All the women I have dated doesn’t include you, so stop proyecting yourself on that statement. Maybe I feel attracted to those kind of people in virtue of my own emotional simplicity, just like her. It’s all anecdotal evidence, never claimed that’s the way the world works nor I believe it is. If people read my statement and starts believing that is the way the world works, not my problem.

More anecdotal evidence: when you don’t know what are you going to eat today you don’t have time for bitching and moaning, not first world poverty, but abject third world poverty.

Saltblue, to comicstrips in Offering solutions is annoying

We are all maladjusted

Saltblue, to memes in I just had to throw out a batch that I'd barely started.

Made homemade liquor and embrace the hillbilly you have inside

Saltblue, to comicstrips in Offering solutions is annoying

I’m gonna let you in on another secret, a hard life makes people like my mother, a coddled person tends to be very emotional.

Saltblue, (edited ) to comicstrips in Offering solutions is annoying

My mother is a steel woman, rational and calm, no bitching, no crying, there is a problem? fix it. You need something? say it, don’t expect others to guess. Words are empty, you care? See what that person needs and help them. Not a fan of corny things, you want love? There is this delicious food, and a hug, now grow up and keep going.

Aaand everything she taught me, has put me at odds with every women I have dated.

Saltblue, to comicstrips in "Political Nuance" by PervisTime

Reminder that “both sides” it’s rightoid propaganda

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