SatansMaggotyCumFart

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SatansMaggotyCumFart,

They are shark chum now.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Hey that could be a whole new superhero backstory; a group of divers get hit with a nuclear submarine SONAR pulse and turn into shark cum.

I’m copyrighting the idea right now.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I don’t think I will, I’m still traumatized by ‘One Guy, One Jar.’

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

It made you quack up?

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I jerked off today to a nude picture of Margaret Thatcher.

Do you still think should be able to do whatever pleases them?

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

That’s one well-constructed stripper pole.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I had German engineers build me a shower one time.

That was a mistake.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

The spirit is willing but the flesh is bruised and spongy.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Oh man this thread makes me miss Reddit.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

That explains the photos I saw of the croc fucking the dude.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Weapons of ass destruction…

I’m torn between making a Taco Bell joke or a joke about my dick.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

My favourite was always the visits from the ether bunny.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I wipe my ass with nice store towels.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Oh, I guess I wash my balls.

Today I learned!

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Easy there.

Just because they are toys doesn’t mean they are not people.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

…or maybe it means you have a light in your wallet.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Poor Kermit my ass.

He gets all-you-can-eat pork every night.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I’m not trying to play any stupid games, I’m asking you a question.

No need to get rude about it.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I think you are overthinking my comment.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Ex-wife.

Very important distinction.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Where is that?

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

That’s like ten to thirteen countries depending on your definition so can you be more specific?

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I interact in a public forum for a reason, I won’t be asking you anything in private.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Nah, it’s salty.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

But if you are getting laid that means at least one other person can stand you.

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