SatansMaggotyCumFart

@SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world

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SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Did he start with family money that he invested in PayPal then fell upwards to Telsa?

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

What’s your net worth?

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Cool, so you’re saying you own a house?

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

What’s your approximate age?

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Not bad for that age, if you have a mid-sized ranched that’s only worth $450k then cost of living must be next to nothing so ~$1.5m might last a couple years.

Not quite retirement money but in a better position then some.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

You’re getting ripped off.

Who’s your bread guy?

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

What about butter or mayo?

It’s not just important, it’s necessary.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I fight seagulls for it.

Youth these days think you buy everything and don’t understand a little labour goes a long way.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Cut those in half again and double your profit!

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

You might be right about the profitability of the grilled cheese truck but it’s okay to admit you were wrong on the bread.

It’s the internet, not one really cares if you are wrong.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Why the fuck would I order a jalapeno melt at a grilled cheese truck?

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Come to Canada, we got rid of pennies and legalized weed.

Welcome to the future!

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

It’s great practice to keep my katana skills sharp.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Christmas is a bloated commercialistic holiday no wonder Americans love that shit.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Where I’m from it’s about getting drunk and playing with my cousin’s big ol’ tiddies while we’re having a smoke.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

No, Sherry-Lynn.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Squishes all of it into one person then calls them full of shit.

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