SatansMaggotyCumFart

@SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world

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SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I like when the prince ripped off the princess’s arm and shoved it into her ass.

A beautiful day for Canada and therefore the world.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

It’s got a flared end so I can safely put it in my asshole.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

You’re getting ripped off.

Who’s your bread guy?

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

What about butter or mayo?

It’s not just important, it’s necessary.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I fight seagulls for it.

Youth these days think you buy everything and don’t understand a little labour goes a long way.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Cut those in half again and double your profit!

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Christmas is a bloated commercialistic holiday no wonder Americans love that shit.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I’d fuck them all because I don’t judge.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Haha. That person monitors loads.

I wipe them off because I didn’t go to school.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

What did you just call me?

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I hate cleaning up the liquid that comes out the ports when you play with it too much.

You have to use soap because it gets all gloopy with just water.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Bronies.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Arch is for the weak.

I use PonyOS btw.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I was a brownie growing up, there’s nothing wrong with them.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Oh sorry, typo.

I meant I was a bronie growing up.

Still am, but I used to be too.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

You seem surprised.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Squishes all of it into one person then calls them full of shit.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Visited a glory hole.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Assorted butt plug shapes.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Kink shaming is uncalled for in this situation.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

There are two ways to do that.

You chose to repost the one with the mirrored text.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Why didn’t you flip the one without the text?

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Our nipples, comrade.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I’d take a steaming dump betwixt them.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

But if you give houses to the homeless, they will no longer be homeless and who am I going to look down on now?

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