SatansMaggotyCumFart

@SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world

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SatansMaggotyCumFart,

$35.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I’d love to have him singing the soundtrack to my life.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I pressure wash my prostate because it feels nice.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Could you imagine the loop of Reddit stuff being scraped to Lemmy and back again?

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

They shared with everyone so much there was nothing left for me.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Weapons of ass destruction…

I’m torn between making a Taco Bell joke or a joke about my dick.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Ex-wife.

Very important distinction.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Where is that?

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I interact in a public forum for a reason, I won’t be asking you anything in private.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Why do you feel it is?

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I see what you did there.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Is the local PD the devil you blow?

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

It’s the internet, there’s mean people on it.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Did he start with family money that he invested in PayPal then fell upwards to Telsa?

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

How does that work?

I barely have the time or money for one of them.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

What about butter or mayo?

It’s not just important, it’s necessary.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

No, Sherry-Lynn.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Where I’m from it’s about getting drunk and playing with my cousin’s big ol’ tiddies while we’re having a smoke.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I was a brownie growing up, there’s nothing wrong with them.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Bronies.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I thought we were discussing homelessness and homes to be honest.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I used to get free cocaine in my soda.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I forgot it’s Wednesday, I could really go for some frog legs today.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Unless you’re full of shit because then you become an asshole.

But dicks also fuck assholes.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Remember when they used to print memes in the newspaper?

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