SatansMaggotyCumFart

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SatansMaggotyCumFart,

My ex-wife liked to practice horizontality with everyone she met.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Aren’t liberals and communists bitter enemies?

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I think you are overthinking my comment.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Ex-wife.

Very important distinction.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I’m not trying to play any stupid games, I’m asking you a question.

No need to get rude about it.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

The manatees had integrity, if you took a ball out they’d stop making jokes.

The hallmark writers don’t give a shit.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

But if you are getting laid that means at least one other person can stand you.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Nah, it’s salty.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Where is that?

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I interact in a public forum for a reason, I won’t be asking you anything in private.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I am also scared of the evil party vote snatchers.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

If my grandmother had wheels she would be a bicycle.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

That’s like ten to thirteen countries depending on your definition so can you be more specific?

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I wipe my ass with nice store towels.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Oh, I guess I wash my balls.

Today I learned!

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I prefer cooked dumplings, the frozen ones hurt my teeth.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

That’s so Maven!

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I’d say if you changed it all it would be different.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Why do you feel it is?

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I see what you did there.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Easy there.

Just because they are toys doesn’t mean they are not people.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

He ate beans to help with the propulsion.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Poor Kermit my ass.

He gets all-you-can-eat pork every night.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

…or maybe it means you have a light in your wallet.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I like the last panel.

It’s like a laugh track for memes.

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