SatansMaggotyCumFart

@SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world

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SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Cry.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

How to repel vampiric wyrms.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I live the Facebook commas, bro.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I like it.

My favourite is stacked up Russian midgets or Japanese girls puking in each other mouths.

It makes me cum litres.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

That’s funny because I see your comments on NSFW posts constantly.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I mainly use coconuts.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

It’s not equality, her outfit doesn’t have pockets.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Is that from the drugs or alcohol?

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

In my country the government executes a family member if you do not put your cart away.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I’m here on the King’s orders.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

It’s actually 1/2”-1-1/2”.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I thought imperial measurements used fractions and slaves.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Potential is what she calls her brother.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I pressure wash my prostate because it feels nice.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Everything looks great individually, but they lose me with it all together.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

When I talk about someone’s meat rose I’ve never thought about this.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Did you use it to make a grilled fridge milk cheese?

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

That’s how I make fridge cheese.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Nice looking stew but that blue bowl doesn’t do it any favours.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Yeah it is but I’m just intolerant of blue dishes.

It doesn’t make anything look nice or appealing in them.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

$35.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I think Bigfoot is just blurry.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I’d love to have him singing the soundtrack to my life.

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