SatansMaggotyCumFart

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SatansMaggotyCumFart,

It’s great practice to keep my katana skills sharp.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

You can use it to crisp the outside instead of butter.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Come to Canada, we got rid of pennies and legalized weed.

Welcome to the future!

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Why the fuck would I order a jalapeno melt at a grilled cheese truck?

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

You might be right about the profitability of the grilled cheese truck but it’s okay to admit you were wrong on the bread.

It’s the internet, not one really cares if you are wrong.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Did he start with family money that he invested in PayPal then fell upwards to Telsa?

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

The worse part about smoking pulled pork is trying to roll it without mangling the paper.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Is the local PD the devil you blow?

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Have you ever blown the devil in the pale moonlight?

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

How does that work?

I barely have the time or money for one of them.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Not bad for that age, if you have a mid-sized ranched that’s only worth $450k then cost of living must be next to nothing so ~$1.5m might last a couple years.

Not quite retirement money but in a better position then some.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

What’s your net worth?

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

What’s your approximate age?

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Cool, so you’re saying you own a house?

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Different people with different context and at different times behave differently?

I should use this as the basis for my thesis, thank you ParsnipWitch!

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

It’s the internet, there’s mean people on it.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Where I’m from it’s about getting drunk and playing with my cousin’s big ol’ tiddies while we’re having a smoke.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Christmas is a bloated commercialistic holiday no wonder Americans love that shit.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

No, Sherry-Lynn.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

If they weren’t before they were afterwards.

Some say it’s turkey STIs.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I personally know at least twenty turkeys that would disagree with that comment.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I love using ChatGPT write me fan fiction about sensually nibbling the dingleberries off Aki Rosenthal‘s asshole.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I love eating granny hair pie.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

What if Joker kissed Batman’s leg?

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Out where?

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