Semi-Hemi-Demigod

Semi-Hemi-Demigod, 1 year ago

Don't tell James but I saw the original Avatar as a grainy camrip with Russian subtitles and people walking in front of the screen

Semi-Hemi-Demigod, 1 year ago

Come with me, and you'll be, in a world of OSHA violations

Semi-Hemi-Demigod, 1 year ago

All that extra money moving around makes our GDP look huge. Don't you want a big GDP?

Semi-Hemi-Demigod, 1 year ago

As an IT professional with over two decades of experience I can say this meme is wholly inaccurate.

The first thing you try when you have computer problems is to turn it off and on again.

Then if it's still broken, install a PDF reader.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod, 1 year ago

Heat pumps only last about 15 years so yours may be noisier due to wear and age. I just had a really old one replaced and my new one is a lot quieter.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod, 1 year ago

You might be able to reduce the noise with some fencing or plants. Some bushes, placed where they won't disrupt airflow, will definitely reduce the noise.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod, 1 year ago

Harry gets excited when he gets one of those race car carts

Semi-Hemi-Demigod, 1 year ago

In the 31st century: The Borg have taken over the galaxy, and have discovered wormhole technology that allows them to traverse universes.

A rogue Starfleet captain steals a museum piece and flees through a wormhole, only to encounter a smuggler and his hairy companion. They manage to cripple the Cube that opened the wormhole, but at a cost.

Their ships crippled, they must learn to work together to warn the New Republic of the Borg threat.

The title: Trek Wars.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod, 1 year ago

Try rubbing your genitals next time. That's super fun.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod, 1 year ago

With a sharp knife and proper technique you can avoid the tears.

Plus you don't have to wear gloves like when you're slicing chilis.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod, 1 year ago

I thought this was going to be about pubic hair