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Semi-Hemi-Demigod

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I'm just this guy, you know?

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As an IT professional with over two decades of experience I can say this meme is wholly inaccurate.

The first thing you try when you have computer problems is to turn it off and on again.

Then if it's still broken, install a PDF reader.

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Getting the app through an official app store at least gives the company some liability, versus random web pages that don't have signed code.

However, this also removes user control from the device which isn't good either.

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Harry gets excited when he gets one of those race car carts

US residents: What big domestic policy improvements have the american people won from congress in the last 30 years? (kbin.social)

Interpret improvements as you like. For me it's any large scale reforms or legislative packages designed to improve the country for all or see to the material interests of the majority without overly benefiting the elite....

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What believing in imaginary lines in the dirt does to a MFer

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For the Federation and New Republic they need to join forces and have a three hour long movie about it.

For SG1 this is a normal Tuesday.

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In the 31st century: The Borg have taken over the galaxy, and have discovered wormhole technology that allows them to traverse universes.

A rogue Starfleet captain steals a museum piece and flees through a wormhole, only to encounter a smuggler and his hairy companion. They manage to cripple the Cube that opened the wormhole, but at a cost.

Their ships crippled, they must learn to work together to warn the New Republic of the Borg threat.

The title: Trek Wars.

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All that extra money moving around makes our GDP look huge. Don't you want a big GDP?

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The problem is that I have to live next to those people for the other 11 months

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I'm of the opinion that human civilization was a bad idea.

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Like, about a hundred people? Okay. As long as my house is far away.

Literal millions of them? No thank you.

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It's not even crime. Cities are safer. It's the feeling of never being truly alone. I miss it so...

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Come with me, and you'll be, in a world of OSHA violations

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Don't tell James but I saw the original Avatar as a grainy camrip with Russian subtitles and people walking in front of the screen

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With a sharp knife and proper technique you can avoid the tears.

Plus you don't have to wear gloves like when you're slicing chilis.

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Try rubbing your genitals next time. That's super fun.

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SG1 is probably helping track Santa since he’s quantum

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THERE. ARE. FOUR BARS!

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You might be able to reduce the noise with some fencing or plants. Some bushes, placed where they won't disrupt airflow, will definitely reduce the noise.

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Heat pumps only last about 15 years so yours may be noisier due to wear and age. I just had a really old one replaced and my new one is a lot quieter.

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Last night I rewatched the 1999 ball drop on YouTube. It was nice to feel hope again

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I thought this was going to be about pubic hair

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The ability to resupply from the very destruction of the enemy shows how advanced Imperial logistics are

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So cool Woody Guthrie wrote a song about her

Miss Pavlichenko, well known to fame

Russia's your country, fightin's your game

The world will always love you for all time to come

Three hundred Nazis felled by your gun

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If your daemon is timing out I would suggest checking the config and doing a restart.

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