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Hyped for Gonk memes!

SharkEatingBreakfast,
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Man… idk… it was all kinds of fucked up.

SharkEatingBreakfast, (edited )
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Is this some weird stereotype that I’ve been privileged to never hear before?

Actually, don’t answer that. I just want to live in blissful ignorance.

SharkEatingBreakfast, (edited )
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“Listen, lady—!”

“Doctor!”

“Doctor Lady!!”

– MST3K, Space Mutiny

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No, but unfortunately, he was.

SharkEatingBreakfast,
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I remember a guy I went on a date with whipped out his annual museum membership pass when we went there. It legitimately sealed the deal for me.

We went on many more dates.

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I’m sad regardless of if things have meaning or not.

Que sera sera.

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Being a girl or a woman. Absolutely not appropriate to show girls or women to children.

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Legit question: if you’re with a guy, will he (typically) be looking forward to eventually having sex?

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On R×ddit, I wrote about a scary experience I had and posted, not thinking much of it. Weeks later, someone in a server I frequent sent me a YouTube link and asked “isn’t this you??”, as they recognized my R×ddit username. It was a video of someone reading out my post and giving it much more exposure than I would have ever wanted.

It spooked me to realize that R×ddit is now just a content farm. Posts will be picked up for videos, news articles, Facebook fodder, etc. Most of that shit is 20000% fake anyhow. What’s even the point?

Give me a smaller community any day. The moment people start farming Lemmy for content to read out in their YouTube videos? That’s the moment I bow out.

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My sister will do this all the time.

She will also ask for rides home from work. Last time I got there at the allotted time, she texted me and said “okay! I’ll be another half hour!”

I don’t give her rides anymore.

Shit’s disrespectful as fuck.

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“Hello again! Still have that silly fake mental illness? Haha!”

“Why don’t you ever want to hang out with your family???”

SharkEatingBreakfast,
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You don’t need to be blood-related to consider someone family.

I grew up with a babysitter who I now call an aunt. She grew up with my family and we became involved in each other’s lives, to the point where our closeness and love for each other makes us a family.

It can be cultural, too.

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Referring to another human being as “leftovers”

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SharkEatingBreakfast,
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Skincare ≠ makeup, so you’re correct in that they are very much separate things.

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I’ve noticed that a lot of men don’t know what “natural” even looks like.

They’ll see a woman with foundation, concealer, highlighter, setting, and mascara on and be like “Wow natural beauty. No makeup.”

A lot goes into makeup that isn’t just lipstick & eyeliner.

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