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SlopppyEngineer, to memes in Flight sim people are on another level

sin rigs

Let me guess, it comes in 50 shades of grey

SlopppyEngineer, to memes in Unbelievable

Originally Christmas celebrations were 12 days. It’s still accepted to keep an decorations up until the 12th day, so that means you can start taking things down on Epiphany

SlopppyEngineer, to lemmyshitpost in NASA has some explaining to do

No need for /s because that’s exactly how it works.

“If you hate the right people and say the right things, you are Good People, and Good People can’t do no wrong. If you’re not one of the Good People, you can do no right. Laws and rationalizations are there to punish those that are not Good People.”

SlopppyEngineer, to lemmyshitpost in NASA has some explaining to do

Funny how this is a Twitter post as half of all satellites orbiting earth (5581 out of 11300) are owned by Musk.

SlopppyEngineer, to lemmyshitpost in The Jebus Said So.

And at worst send death threats if somebody else posts things not to their liking, because freeze peach.

SlopppyEngineer, to memes in She was right in 1992, the Catholic Church is still filled with pedophiles.

A new priest has to replace another priest who recently retired. As he’s taking confession, the woman on the other side says she sinned because she performed a blowjob. The priest had no idea of the correct penance for this. Just then a young acolyte passes so he leans out of his chair and asks the boy: “how much do they give around here for a blowjob?” The boy promptly answers: “One snicker bar, sir.”

Yeah, that’s the kinda stuff going around in the 80s.

SlopppyEngineer, to asklemmy in Is it just my circle, or has it been a challenge getting into the Christmas/holiday spirit the last couple of years?

Yeah, if you’re working it all just becomes decorations along your commute, interrupted by a few busy family days followed by more work.

SlopppyEngineer, to memes in And thus my subtitle requirement was born

Try dubbing for ruining native-language movies.

SlopppyEngineer, to memes in And thus my subtitle requirement was born

Classic schooled actors with theater experience are being replaced by young actors using basic conversational speech and volume. More natural but not that easy to understand.

SlopppyEngineer, to lemmyshitpost in Every sign has a story
SlopppyEngineer, to science_memes in Radical Honesty

Meanwhile in Romania there is a measles epidemic because less people vaccinate their children.

SlopppyEngineer, to memes in They aren't, and I'm sick of being told they are

People: “Government should be run like a business”

Government: “Speed enforcement is now done by a private business. You’re welcome.”

People: “They’re now trying to squeeze every less cent out of us with speed enforcement!”

Business: “Efficiency!”

SlopppyEngineer, to memes in copium28

Their precious economies can’t survive beyond 2050. Damages from climate disasters will be big enough to make every economy shrink and make the Great Depression look like child’s play.

SlopppyEngineer, to lemmyshitpost in Unionize even harder

The guy is channeling Galadriel: “All shall love me and despair!”

SlopppyEngineer, to memes in I'll do it tomorrow I swear

Not for a lack of trying, but nothing small scale works well.

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