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SlopppyEngineer, to lemmyshitpost in NASA has some explaining to do

Funny how this is a Twitter post as half of all satellites orbiting earth (5581 out of 11300) are owned by Musk.

SlopppyEngineer, to memes in Earth has a cold

The heat index — a combination of temperature and humidity — hit 58.5 degrees Celsius (137 Fahrenheit) Tuesday morning in Rio, the highest index ever recorded there. Actual temperatures dropped slightly on Wednesday, but were forecast to rise again to 40 degrees Celsius (104 F) on Thursday.

Yeah, that’s Celsius.

SlopppyEngineer, to lemmyshitpost in Every sign has a story
SlopppyEngineer, to memes in Just fuck me up fam

(Sorry mom & dad, nothing personal)

Retirement and a nursing home are no longer economically feasible and my landlord doesn’t allow additional residents, so good luck out there mom & dad.

SlopppyEngineer, to comicstrips in "Jogging From the Perspective of Animals" by Jake Likes Onions

It can’t be bargained with, it can’t be reasoned with. It doesn’t feel pity! Or remorse or fear and it absolutely will not stop!.. ever… until you are dead!

How animals feel about humans

SlopppyEngineer, to science_memes in Radical Honesty

Meanwhile in Romania there is a measles epidemic because less people vaccinate their children.

SlopppyEngineer, to memes in Let 'em COOK!

Next summer is going to be fun if El Nino pattern holds. It would mean that this year with heat domes, forest fires and floods was just the preview and next year is the main event.

SlopppyEngineer, to memes in Dear bosses everywhere,

It’s basic game theory and a race to the bottom. They either come together to set a bottom, do it by threat of violence or by law.

Game theory pay workers less pay workers more
Go easy on workers outcompeted outcompeted
Squeeze workers profit outcompeted
SlopppyEngineer, to memes in Vaccine research vs. anti-vax research

Probably a picture of a quality control lab in a food factory. They’re pretty anal about everything being within spec for safety, product consistency and legal reasons.

SlopppyEngineer, to memes in [Tutorial]How to impress her Dad

Pushes daughter out the door

“Go and make some grand children. You have quality dad material right there.”

“Daaaaaad!”

SlopppyEngineer, (edited ) to science_memes in Pronouns.

If somebody starts with that “call me doctor” stuff, I’ll insist they’ll call me engineer. It’s also a legally protected title.

SlopppyEngineer, to memes in Happy Holidays

I work with people in three different time zones. There is always someone having a flower festival, religious day or national holiday. Nobody gets offended for forgetting a holiday or if they did they don’t last long.

SlopppyEngineer, to asklemmy in Is it just my circle, or has it been a challenge getting into the Christmas/holiday spirit the last couple of years?

Yeah, if you’re working it all just becomes decorations along your commute, interrupted by a few busy family days followed by more work.

SlopppyEngineer, to memes in Everytime

That’s what schools with zero tolerance policies teach children: hit the bully with extreme prejudice as you’re punished anyway even for defending.

SlopppyEngineer, to memes in Looking at you, Google and Unity.

“The riskier the road, the greater the profit.” ~Rules of Acquisition

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