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Son_of_dad, to comicstrips in [Alzwards Corner] I see no problem *sneeze* with this

I like the hairless ones. Still wouldn’t get one cause of the smell though. I’m a bird guy, they can be messy but never smell.

Son_of_dad, to lemmyshitpost in Meta-Shit

Very much so. Hope that’s not a real bird cause he dead

Son_of_dad, to lemmyshitpost in YOOOOOOOOOOOO

Nah man, sit downs have doubled in price too. I took them to a sit down place a few months back and it came out to like $150

Son_of_dad, to lemmyshitpost in YOOOOOOOOOOOO

Nah…

Son_of_dad, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in YOOOOOOOOOOOO

I generally order only when I can’t. Like when the day has been a hectic disaster, it’s 20 minutes from dinner, I haven’t had a chance to go to the store or cook, and the kids gotta eat. If it was just me alone I’d survive in crackers

Son_of_dad, to lemmyshitpost in Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey and the Blustery Day

I mean it’s happening already with certain characters that have gone from being in R rated movies to pg.

Son_of_dad, to memes in It feels inevitable at this point

It’s gonna get stuck on the first sand dune it tries to go over

Son_of_dad, to lemmyshitpost in Don't even think about it

Great, you for a recording of a guy stealing from your machine. Good luck getting the police to give a damn

Son_of_dad, to risa in I saw this ornament at the Henry Ford museum and kept an eye on it until I had got away

Ah I knew that guy looked familiar. I thought people were talking about Q-anon

Son_of_dad, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in The White Buffalo

Jenny was molested as a child by her dad, and though she loved forrest, when she slept with him, she felt like she molested him because of his condition. This caused her to run away and fall back into self loathing and drugs, thinking she just became her own father. She loved Forrest more than anything, that’s why she stayed away, because she was a ticking time bomb and didn’t want to hurt him. When she found out she was dying she accepted her love for Forrest and realized he was the only good person in her life, and the only one she trusted to raise their son

Son_of_dad, to lemmyshitpost in Modders are gonna have a field day

It was when it first came out on ps3 for me. It was fun to run around as a nobody, get into gangland shoot outs and feuds with other players, have death matches in the hood, etc. But very quickly, within six months, the game had become full of cheaters and modders with tanks, so I stopped playing. I went back to it years later and it was not GTA, it was Saints row essentially, with flying bikes and laser guns and shit, it just became stupid and silly.

Son_of_dad, to memes in "That's a problem for future me!"

This past year is the first time I’ve had a job that gives me vacation days. My vacation consisted of my couch and my PlayStation. That’s really all I could afford.

This year the wife and I are going to Niagara falls (2 hours from us) for the weekend, so that’s kind of a vacation. But that’s the most I’ve been able to afford in the last 10 years.

Son_of_dad, (edited ) to memes in "That's a problem for future me!"

I’m a condominium superintendent, I once had to go into all the units for smoke detector replacements. I get to one apartment and it stinks. There are dishes on the table with half eaten/rotted food. Pots on the stove that are the same. All the food in the fridge is molding, and the apartment is in general disarray.

I had to call my boss, who in turned tried to get a hold of the owners with no success. We had to end up calling the cops, who first sent a patrol, then later a detective to get a missing persons case going. A month later, the cops contact us to inform us that the owners went on a six month trip to China and didn’t think to tell anyone. They came back a few weeks later and acted like nothing happened. Turns out they were just filthy people, not dead.

Son_of_dad, to starwarsmemes in Visiting the parents is always fraught with danger

Then they headed on their third trip to Europe this year and polluted through the skies!

Son_of_dad, to asklemmy in How would you feel/react if your home address was announced & published very publicly the same way celebrities experience?

Celebrities could retire into obscurity, go away and be forgotten, nobody would bother them. But they want and NEED to be hounded, stalked, chased and be the center of attention.

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