Son_of_dad

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Son_of_dad,

I’m in Canada, when I order pizza for my family of 3 it comes out to like $65+ with tax and delivery, it’s insane. Took them to burger king the other day, we got 3 meals and a couple of apple turnovers and it came out to $50+, shit is insane.

Son_of_dad,

It would be like when I grew up and saw a George Carlin special on tv and was like “oh that’s Mister conductor from Thomas! He does comedy? I have to see this…” And was instantly traumatized in a good way

Son_of_dad, (edited )

Jenny was molested as a child by her dad, and though she loved forrest, when she slept with him, she felt like she molested him because of his condition. This caused her to run away and fall back into self loathing and drugs, thinking she just became her own father. She loved Forrest more than anything, that’s why she stayed away, because she was a ticking time bomb and didn’t want to hurt him. When she found out she was dying she accepted her love for Forrest and realized he was the only good person in her life, and the only one she trusted to raise their son

Son_of_dad,

I love detergent ads, love em. Please send me the links to find this one, I wanna watch it right now!

Son_of_dad,

He’ll learn great lessons in jail! /S

Son_of_dad,

Don’t get me wrong, he deserves a long and drawn out lesson on morals,

So do the executives of rockstar and every major game studio.

Son_of_dad,

Remember kids, the church still continues to shuffle pedo priests and is still telling victims to eat shit. The Catholic Church is a corporation, and they only care about money and power, no matter how much their current PR pope spews hollow platitudes, without actually fixing anything.

Empty words from a fake “holy” leader who was elected by a board room of bankers and financiers.

Son_of_dad,

Hate that Jeff Dunham idiot. Being straight up racist with a puppet is not comedy, no matter how much your racist uncle laughs at his “jokes”

Son_of_dad,

Tbf according to Christians, Dhamer is in heaven. Cause you can just say “sorry Jesus!” And all your murder and cannibalism is forgiven.

Also according to Christians, Dhamer is in heaven and his victims are in hell for being gay, ain’t that some shit?

Son_of_dad,

I mean it’s all made up, we may as well be arguing about valhalla

Son_of_dad,

Did anyone say they were equal?

Son_of_dad,

Why do people equate being secure with being ok seeing your wife kiss another guy? You can be secure and still against it

Son_of_dad,

We Canadians thank you for your service in killing O’Leary

Son_of_dad, (edited )

The Luthor they haven’t done on film yet is my favorite, the Luthor who is physically fit, super intelligent, successful, charming.

Luthor was the pinnacle of what a human could be. Like ozymandias in watchmen. His name is Alexander, and he is supposed to be a modern day namesake. He is the perfect human, who is almost destined to be a world leader, then suddenly Superman appears, and can fly without effort, making Luthor who worked his ass off #2

Then Luthor finds out supes is an alien. Luthor believes that it is his human right to rule over earth if he is capable, and an alien has no right to stop him. If Superman had appeared in ancient times, would be have stopped Alexander, or Caesar or Augustus, would he have had the right to interfere in human affairs to that extent? Luthor went mad when Superman appeared, and won’t stop till he’s dead.

I like this take off Luthor as a xenophobe who thinks Superman, an immigrant has no business stopping his rise to power

Son_of_dad,

All these brands talking about how much length of tp there is, but they’re cutting the width. So now tp rolls are stumpy and small

Son_of_dad,

I remember when floppies where called floppy because they were huge and floppy (that’s what she said). Before the hard shell smaller floppies became a thing.

Son_of_dad,

Learned this hard while playing alien isolation, especially since my night vision has been going to shit. My eyes were watering while I was playing, it was so dark

Son_of_dad,

I think he will never set foot in jail, the u.s government won’t allow it. He’ll be pardoned, or at the very best he’ll be convicted but will spend the rest of his life appealing, until he dies by big Mac overdose

Son_of_dad,

I’m a condo super, so I deal with the common areas but the condo units and everything inside is owned by whoever bought the unit. The worst are the landlords that own multiple units, and when anything goes wrong they tell their tenants to call me, the building super.

I have to remind those landlords that I’m the super for the corporation, and they’re the super, manager, handyman, administrator for their own units. Those landlords want to own like 10 properties and just collect the money.

Son_of_dad,

Literally impossible to avoid Nestle. Even going to a restaurant or getting take out, benefitted Nestle in some way. Really it’s the fault of governments for allowing a corporation to get that big

Son_of_dad,

I once called police about a car theft on a property I managed. We had had footage of the theft, the thieves, their getaway car, their license plates, their entry and exit, their faces visible on every camera. It took the cops two weeks to drop by to collect the footage and take a report, and they looked so annoyed, and didn’t even pretend to care. They straight up told me nothing would come of it.

But if you’re a corporation, they’re all over that shit. Minor shop lifting? Cops are there in minutes. It’s become clear over the last few years who the police work for, and it’s not us, the little people who pay taxes.

Son_of_dad,

I don’t think I want a church to know I’m transgender in case they do a heel turn and this is all a con

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