Spaghetti_Hitchens

@Spaghetti_Hitchens@kbin.social

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Spaghetti_Hitchens,

Yeah. I have murdered soooo many pedestrians

Spaghetti_Hitchens,

Let me know if you find some data that has a ring to it

Spaghetti_Hitchens,

The server balks, digital hands doth sunder,
Thine client's refused for its handshake blunder.

Spaghetti_Hitchens,

If Skynet is improvisational jazz, then we need to ban all AI right now

Spaghetti_Hitchens, (edited )

I have my wife handle the budget and finances. She is very responsible. I am not.

The system works very well.

Spaghetti_Hitchens,

Do you imagine him as Iago from Aladdin or the Aflac Duck when he's saying that?

Spaghetti_Hitchens,

Or.

Spaghetti_Hitchens,

Or at least for a couple minutes

Spaghetti_Hitchens,

This made me snort

Spaghetti_Hitchens,

I am above average in inseam length and on the akinny side. Buckle jeans generally fit me pretty well and have been pretty durable

Spaghetti_Hitchens,

That's why Jeff has a desk job now

Spaghetti_Hitchens,

Borgy Claus is my favorite

Spaghetti_Hitchens,

I own a few nice wristwatches for special occasions, but my daily driver us a Fitbit. even though charging every 3-4 days is a bit annoying, I do like wrist access to notifications, step counts and activity tracking.

Spaghetti_Hitchens,

Kirk made out with Uhura on prime time network television. Proportional to that time, it was probably the wokest thing ever.

Spaghetti_Hitchens,

Do we have fuses that can safely dissipate like 350Megajoules?

A 350 Megajoule fuse oughta do it

Spaghetti_Hitchens,

You can bite my shiny metal ass

Spaghetti_Hitchens,

Mighty, Mighty Bossochondria

Spaghetti_Hitchens,

Just rename the file extension to .png. Works for me.

Spaghetti_Hitchens,

Whoa... whoa... whoa!

I think you mean a state of coerced freedom!

Spaghetti_Hitchens,

Q: How do you know if a debaucherous chap compiled his own sexbot?

A: He'll tell you.

Spaghetti_Hitchens,

I hear the Gaza Strip is the bomb right now

Spaghetti_Hitchens,

Marsha, Marsha, Marsha

Spaghetti_Hitchens,

It's just the one founder actually

Spaghetti_Hitchens,

Fringe is a god damn masterpiece

Spaghetti_Hitchens,

Explain the hypocrisy, please.

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