ThatWeirdGuy1001

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 10 months ago

If you work with incompetent middle management, move

Really wish this notion would die considering how fucking hard that is to do.

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 10 months ago

You mean the ones who continue to draw inspiration from the experiences they had while doing drugs?

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 10 months ago

*Electronics

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 10 months ago

The saddest part about me remembering this is because it was parodied by family guy using Quagmire as Bill.

“My fellow Americans. I did have sexual relations with that woman. I gigoogitied her geschmoigedy with my googhis. And I’m sorry.”

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 10 months ago

Nah just two full months earlier than it should have happened

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 10 months ago

Remember when goodwill started raising prices because non poor people started shopping there?

Maybe don’t ruin the few stores that poor people can already barely afford.

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 10 months ago

It can be both. People don’t realize how much the way they spend their money has a lot to do with why things are the way they are nowadays.

The first time a company raised prices with a bullshit reason they should’ve gone bankrupt by lack of customers. But they didn’t because people have proven they’ll shell out money regardless of the price.

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 10 months ago

Meanwhile I’d straight tell my friends they upset me and get ignored

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 10 months ago

Meanwhile day shift has twice as many people working with half the business then wants to complain when we didn’t clean up all their messes.

I’m sick of taking out trash bags that I put in the night before.

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 10 months ago

I’m an outlier in most regards when it comes to diet and eating habits.

I’m 6’3 and weigh about 170lbs. I don’t exercise and I eat your typical garbage foods like frozen boxed meals and fast food.

I honestly don’t know how I’m not 300lbs because if I’m not at work I’m laying in bed doing absolutely nothing.

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 10 months ago

Almost as if humans reproduce much faster during times of abundance and a pill specifically designed to stop human reproduction would cause a dramatic drop in human birth rates 🤔

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 10 months ago

Tbf that’s how I felt about the beans/stroganoff stuff.

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 10 months ago

“I’m not suicidal I don’t wanna fuckin die. I just wanna be able to close my eyes and feel alright, but everyday I feel like dyin.”

Suicidal Thoughts - Josh A

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 10 months ago

It’s even funnier when you find out Ramsey doesn’t act like that on his European based shows.

He only acts like that in America because Americans love ragebait

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 10 months ago

I’m pretty sure most primates are omnivores so they’d have been hunting as well just more in an opportunistic way

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 10 months ago

It literally says husband in the comic so he’s not wrong it’s a stupid question

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 10 months ago

Fuck me this is the only one I understand 😭

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 10 months ago (edited 10 months ago)

I know I’m bad at math but I don’t understand how 2x0=0 but 2^0=1

How are they different answers when they’re both essentially multiplying 2 by zero?

Someone with a bigger brain please explain this

Edit: I greatly appreciate all the explanations but all they’ve done is solidify the fact that I’ll never be good at math 😭

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 10 months ago

I would move the thing out of the way and then realize halfway there

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 10 months ago

My problem is I cannot initiate.

If you come up to me and start talking I can engage and keep things going for the most part but if you expect me to start the conversation it’s gonna be a quiet time lol

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 11 months ago

Jesus fuck that took a turn

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 10 months ago

Not really.

When you freeze to death, at a certain point you stop feeling the pain.

Drowning in salt water liquifies your lungs and hurts the whole time