eleefece,
@eleefece@lemmy.world avatar

Having a death wish aren’t we?

BoxerDevil,

Does he have a death wish?

funkless_eck,

that voice seems to be coming from the cats anus

boatsnhos931,

I love lesbians

tuxtey,

And boats

RIP_Cheems,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

Your already what?

Killercat103,
@Killercat103@infosec.pub avatar

You’re already fluffy and fat

TAG,
@TAG@lemmy.world avatar

My wife always gets mad when I point out that the dog sits around all day, demands the food off of her plate, and constantly interrupts her when he is bored or wants attention, but she spends hours doting over him and praising him. I, on the other hand, work all day to sustain our lifestyle, spend a lot of my “leisure” time doing chores around the house, and am mindful to be polite, but I barely get a hug and “I love you”.

For anyone who is in doubt, I mean it in jest. I don’t need constant reassurance and reward to keep being a responsible adult. Also, though she will not admit it, she knows the dog is much cuter than me.

jarfil,

“If you want the cat experience, get the fluffy ear hair band, soft paw mittens and pluggable tail…”

uis,
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

Every time someone mentions genetic engieneering first response they get from people of my age is “When catgirls?”

Alexstarfire,

Wtf is up with all the cat girl stuff? When did it become so popular?

agnomeunknown,
@agnomeunknown@lemmy.world avatar

Anime was a mistake

Cheez,

Egypt, 2000BCE

Chadus_Maximus,

The domestication of felines and its consequences have been a disaster for my dick.

moonsnotreal,
@moonsnotreal@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar
RampantParanoia2365,

But this is two women…?

gmtom,

Are you dumb or just a troll?

isVeryLoud,

Men aren’t allowed to have long hair, clearly.

ThatWeirdGuy1001,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

It literally says husband in the comic so he’s not wrong it’s a stupid question

Gabu,

Right - all kings of Europe were women.

ThatFembyWho,

Even if it was two women, couldn’t one of them refer to the other as “husband”?

Dark_Arc,
@Dark_Arc@social.packetloss.gg avatar

I think it’s supposed to be a guy with a “man bun.”

EnderofGames,
Franzia,

Yeah her husband is extremely feminine 🥴 so cute.

UnculturedSwine,

I totally kiss my SO like that.

WintLizard,
@WintLizard@sopuli.xyz avatar
OurTragicUniverse,
@OurTragicUniverse@kbin.social avatar

She's Bajoran

balderdash9,

savage lol

thepianistfroggollum,

That answer would 100% make me single one way or another.

redcalcium,

You can’t put your face down on a pussy like that without blood splattering everywhere.

ParsnipWitch,

Ein guter Pirat sticht auch ins rote Meer

wahming,

Now I’m wondering if you got downvoted so badly because people are reading something else into your comment

angrystego,

Yeah, I think people thought he was talking about a cat and had a different experience.

douglasg14b,
@douglasg14b@lemmy.world avatar

Plenty of cats will let you snuggle and love like this (not all ofc) Cats are more of a companionship, they will only let people they trust love on them.

chumbalumber,

Only if it’s that time of the month

guyrocket,
@guyrocket@kbin.social avatar

TIL "chu" is the sound of a kiss.

ripcord,
@ripcord@kbin.social avatar

And sometimes lasers

BolexForSoup,
@BolexForSoup@kbin.social avatar

“You’re already” makes sense as a sentence and I don’t like it lol

RandomStickman,
@RandomStickman@kbin.social avatar

It's what it's

BolexForSoup,
@BolexForSoup@kbin.social avatar

Y’all’s opinions are irrelevant here. We are enemies now.

Daisyifyoudo,

I don’t understand what yinz guys is sayin

ettyblatant,
@ettyblatant@lemmy.world avatar

Don’t start with that philly jawn

Daisyifyoudo,

Philly? I do hope you’re kidding

ettyblatant,
@ettyblatant@lemmy.world avatar

Not kidding, just ignorant 😞

Daisyifyoudo,

Ha! That’s Pittsburghese, friend!

ettyblatant,
@ettyblatant@lemmy.world avatar

I realized my faux pas TOO LATE! I got my yinz and jawn all mixed up!

captainlezbian,

Youse people…

NightAuthor,

Y’all’s is perfectly good Texan though.

BolexForSoup, (edited )
@BolexForSoup@kbin.social avatar

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  • NightAuthor,

    That’s not better… just different

    Not much offense, I was born and raised in Texas. Happy as fuck to not be there now

    jaykay,
    @jaykay@lemmy.zip avatar

    I hate you so much rn

    whodatdair,

    twitch

    Psaldorn,
    @Psaldorn@lemmy.world avatar

    I threw up in my dictionary

    bleistift2,

    The fact that you seem to not have seen this before indicates that you cannot actually always contract ‘you’ and ‘are’. ‘Cannot’ in the sense that most people don’t do it and you will get grades deducted if you do it when learning English as a second language.

    TSG_Asmodeus,

    The fact that you seem to not have seen this before indicates that you cannot actually always contract ‘you’ and ‘are’.

    I’m still re-reading this sentence. How does not having seen this before indicate what you can or can not do?

    bleistift2,

    I retract the word ‘indicate.’ It’s not proof, but if you haven’t seen a phrase before, despite n years of reading and/or speaking a language, it means that that phrase is uncommon. If that phrase also looks like it should be used more (I’m referring to “you’re” being very common in different sentence structures), that’s a strong hint that the phrase doesn’t exist or has some very different meaning in that context.

    thorbot,

    I love how they are trying to correct bad grammar with even worse grammar

    seem to not have seen

    cannot actually always

    🤡

    hakase,

    Both of these are perfectly grammatical in modern English though?

    thorbot,

    It’s poor sentence structure

    hakase,

    By what objective metric?

    thorbot,

    They don’t think it be like it is, but it do

    bleistift2,

    Now that I re-read it, I’m pretty sure the second one should be “actually cannot always”.

    DaGeek247,
    @DaGeek247@kbin.social avatar

    Because language is a thing that everyone agrees on, together. If nobody else is using the words like that, maybe you shouldn't either.

    TSG_Asmodeus,

    The fact that you seem to not have seen this before indicates that you cannot actually always contract ‘you’ and ‘are’.

    This is the line I am referring to, not any specific word. This sentence is nonsensical:

    “The fact you seem to not have seen this before indicates…” followed by “that you cannot always contract ‘you’ and ‘are.’”

    How are those related? If someone hasn’t seen this before… it indicates … grammar rules? How does not seeing it indicate a grammar rule?

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    @BolexForSoup@kbin.social avatar

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  • samus12345,
    @samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

    No, “cannot” is the more formal way to write it.

    skullgiver, (edited )
    @skullgiver@popplesburger.hilciferous.nl avatar

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  • bleistift2,

    I wasn’t trying to imply that contracting is always wrong. Rather, it is not always right.

    In the case of “it’s what it’s”, the “it is” part is being stressed, so contracting it is weird.

    This is why I find contracting “You are already“ weird. To me, the stress is on the are. However, after reading and re-reading the statement in my head, I can feel people stressing the already instead. To those, “You’re already” would probably be fine.

    Dasnap,
    @Dasnap@lemmy.world avatar
    slazer2au,

    Also, is the cat saying it? The speak marker points to the cat on the third frame not the dude on the third or fourth.

    altima_neo, (edited )
    @altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

    She’s already what though?

    Omae wa mo

    BoxerDevil,

    Yeah but I think it’s not a full sentence because she smacks him before he can finish the sentence

    jettrscga, (edited )

    The reason it feels wrong is that “are” is the main verb in the sentence and shouldn’t be contracted. You are only supposed to contract auxiliary verbs like “you’re eating already” where eating is the main verb and are is auxiliary.

    Edit: (I used a bad example because “eating” is a noun, as pointed out below.)

    Un-edit: The example’s correct, “eating” is a verb in this context.

    Also, I’m thoroughly confused about who’s saying “you’re already” in this comic.

    ForgetPrimacy,

    His knee?

    Sanctus,
    @Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

    Its obviously the cat’s ass, which explains its facial expression.

    door_in_the_face,

    But “You’re already fluffy” works without another main verb?

    DaGeek247,
    @DaGeek247@kbin.social avatar

    Yes. It doesn't work as "you're already" and really, it doesn't work all thay well as "you are already" either. This is almost yoda levels of rearrangement.

    It makes the most sense as "you already are".

    bingbong,

    Right you’re

    quindraco,

    “Eating” isn’t a verb, either. The person you’re responding to just got some terms wrong, the underlying idea about contractions is correct.

    jettrscga,

    Good point, thanks I removed the “eating” example. That’s what I get for commenting in the morning.

    Mogofwin,

    I think your example is actually correct. Eating CAN be a noun, but in your example it is a present participle, a type of verb. It would be a noun if eating was the subject, ie: “eating is fun,” where it would be a gerund. teacherblog.ef.com/grammar-recap-intro-to-gerunds…

    jettrscga, (edited )

    Sigh I think you’re right. It’s the progressive form of the verb.

    That’s been throwing me off all day. Thanks for confirming. Grammar is confusing.

    arekkusu,

    “Eating” most definitely is a verb in that context

    hakase,

    Yup, this is likely a phonological restriction in addition to a syntactic one, though it’s worth noting that the copula (the “be” verb) shows a lot of idiosyncratic behavior in different contexts in different dialects of English.

    It seems that this pattern may have something to do with stress assignment within a predicate, but I’m not sure what the conditioning environment is at first glance. Any English phonologists here who can shed some more light on this?

    Tlaloc_Temporal,
    @Tlaloc_Temporal@lemmy.ca avatar

    I’m no expert, but I think “you’re already” doesn’t work because the “anti-stress” on the contraction tells us the focus is later, but the focus of “already” is actually on the “are” in “you’re”. It trips us up because it sneaks the focus past us and then just ends the sentence before the focus the stress told us about arrives.

    It may also be because “you are already” is a variant of the sentence “you are” which can’t be contracted, so the contraction insinuates “you’re already [something]”. It makes us parse a different sentence structure than it is, then we get confused when the sentence ends early.

    Venat0r, (edited )

    It is wrong: should be “You are already”, as the emphasis of the sentence is on “are

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