ThatWeirdGuy1001

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 6 months ago

Bro I’m autistic and have adhd and have been traumatized by everyday life as well as unfiltered access to the internet.

The first thing I’m telling them to do is glass the planet with me on it.

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 6 months ago

My uncle regularly drinks chocolate milk with Coke.

And I mean like 3/4 chocolate milk 1/4 coke

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 6 months ago

🎶Santa Claus is gunning you down🎶

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 6 months ago (edited 4 months ago)

It took me until I saw that guy on tiktok who does a Nigel impression to learn that Tim Curry was the voice

Edit: So I misunderstood this comment and came to the wrong conclusion. I thought they were talking about Nigel Thornberry from Eliza and the Thornberry’s

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 6 months ago

It’s really sad Tim Curry had a stroke.

He was always a great villain even in the cheesiest roles

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 6 months ago

I just have chubby cheeks that make me look 20 years younger if I shave

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 6 months ago

Working in food/retail has completely destroyed all holiday spirit for me entirely.

It doesn’t matter the holiday. Holidays just mean my job gets harder with no extra compensation. The customers are more hostile and aggressive and it’s just an overall shitty time.

And it happens multiple times a year

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 6 months ago

The irony is it’s your poor reading comprehension that lead to your misunderstanding.

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 6 months ago

It still blows my mind that for a large part of human history wars were literally just two giant armies marching towards each other.

Or that castle sieges were much more boring than made to seem and would last months

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 6 months ago

Which is honestly really fuckin sad when you think about it.

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 6 months ago

Dude, where’s my shirt dude?

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 6 months ago

Hey I get that I was just using it as an example of priests always having been this way.

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 6 months ago

Jeff Dunham even did a joke with Achmed the dead terrorist.

“I like to throw a penny between two Jews and watch them fight to the death. I also do the same with Catholic priests but instead I throw a small boy! The winner has to fight Michael Jackson!”

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 6 months ago

Hey, I, get, that, I, was, just, using, that, as, an, example, of, a, lack, of, comma, usage.

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 6 months ago

I put ketchup on everything.

Eggs, sausage, grilled cheese, fries, hash browns (pretty much every type of potatoes except baked or mashed), cheeseburgers, baked beans, hot dogs, corn dogs.

There’s more I just can’t think of them atm.

I fuckin love ketchup and will die on the ketchup hill

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 6 months ago

there’s no need for an extreme emotional response.

That’s the part I’m having issues with. There’s very much a need for extreme emotional response.

Idk clearly I’m not picking up what you’re putting down and I apologize for seeming so hostile. I’m just at the point of wanting to commit acts of terror because the people in charge are making protest illegal.

I just don’t see how that’s any different from “it is what it is” in the first place.

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 6 months ago

Yeah that mentality is exactly why things are as bad as they are

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 6 months ago

Being content despite all of it.

We shouldn’t be striving to be “content” we should be livid, pissed, terrified, motivated.

Being content while the world is falling apart is madness and the more people that are “content” means more people unwilling to actually make the changes necessary to fix the problems we have.

Apathy is death.

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 6 months ago

Reminds me of a joke I heard years ago. I forget the full set up but basically:

Three guys are asked: What’s the fastest thing you think of?

The first guy says “A thought! Y’know it’s just there!”

The second guy says “Light! When I turn on the light switch in my garage the lights on the far end turn on instantly.”

They all murmur in agreement while the third guy is still thinking of an answer. Finally he speaks up.

“Diarrhea.”

“Diarrhea!?!?” Everyone asks dumbfoundedly.

“Well yeah. Before you can think or turn on the lights you’ve got shit all over you!”

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 6 months ago

Y’know I’ve always wondered how I’d react if something like this happened. Like if some random supernatural thing happened and I saw it.

I’d always liked to believe I’d be more curious and interested than afraid.

Then one day I was watching a chipmunk scurry across a road and it stopped and looked at me. As soon as it turned towards me I heard a voice say “What are you looking at?” And almost shit myself.

Turned out there was a guy who walked up next to me and was asking what I was looking at. Meanwhile I’m having a heart attack thinking a chipmunk is talking to me.

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 6 months ago

Just because the food chunks are coming out whole doesn’t mean it’s not diarrhea.

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 6 months ago

automatic vehicles are more efficient

I find that very hard to believe when I can keep my car from unnecessarily downshifting when going up a slight incline. Or putting it in neutral while coasting.

Hell when I first got my car the avg mpg was 21mpg and after driving it for a few months I’ve gotten it up to 30.

This is obviously anecdotal evidence so if anyone has more info on it that’d be great

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 6 months ago

Your second point is how most comic speedsters operate. They can raise and lower their reaction speed at will.

In fact the only speedster I know of that can’t change reaction speed at will is Red Rush from Invincible. He’s permanently stuck at high speed so to him a simple conversation feels like hours.

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 6 months ago

I know it’s a joke but I’ve noticed the response times for plows in my area are almost never preemptive.

Plows used to be on the road throwing salt hours before the snow started to fall. Now they wait until the roads are already covered to start plowing.

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 6 months ago

I regularly think about how many of our sweet old grandparents were among these crowds.

How many of our doting loving grandmother’s were hurling racial slurs at the top of their lungs?

How many grandfather’s strung up the rope for the lynch mob?

These things ended less than a full generation ago