TransplantedSconie

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TransplantedSconie, (edited )

“I will shred this uterus down to its last atom and then, with the stones you’ve collected for me, create a new one teeming with life that knows not what it has lost but only what is has been given. A grateful uterus.” -Plan B wielding Thanos

TransplantedSconie, (edited )

Lmao. Typing too fast and my fat fingers forgot the i.

TransplantedSconie,

Lots of AH! Yes VM?

TransplantedSconie,

I’m a bard, and I bang every lady I come across.

It’s the lute. They dig it.

TransplantedSconie,

If we can’t find one, then you must become one for those around us.

“I wish it need not have happened in my time,” said Frodo. “So do I,” said Gandalf, “and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

TransplantedSconie,

God damn right it is.

TransplantedSconie,

Before the first news break, someone posted the Grim Reaper playing the claw machine meme.

I was confused, and then it hit me. “Alright, alright, alright!”

TransplantedSconie,

Should have waited a day to make it funnier. Then continue it every day from here on out to remind everyone the world is just a scooch brighter and better.

TransplantedSconie,

Right? You’re basically saying, “Cool. Where’s my 30 spot, fucker.”

Cant unequip mainhand weapon.

It’s the Knife of the Undermountain King, if that is relevant. I’m not a druid, so I don’t think it has anything to do with wild shape. I have had Jahiera in my party a few times. I did get disarmed once about 20 hours ago, so it might be related to that. Anyways, I cannot unequip, disarm, throw, or drop that knife. I’ve...

TransplantedSconie,

Fuck yes. I loved that multiclass so much. I sang and banged across the entire Sword Coast.

TransplantedSconie,

Well, it affects the person who doesn’t see them and pulls in front of them.

They purposely attacked a dog

So I’ve got some assassins that will just randomly attack me because of spoilers. Well, this time, some people came and tried to help kill the assassins, and one of them was a dog. This assassin I was fighting decided to run away from me and past another party member, taking 2 opportunity attacks in the process so they could...

TransplantedSconie,

It’s wicked easy to get her motor runnin’. Just behead a few peeps, and she’s ready to fight in the sack.

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