TransplantedSconie

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They purposely attacked a dog

So I’ve got some assassins that will just randomly attack me because of spoilers. Well, this time, some people came and tried to help kill the assassins, and one of them was a dog. This assassin I was fighting decided to run away from me and past another party member, taking 2 opportunity attacks in the process so they could...

TransplantedSconie,

You know what you must do.

TransplantedSconie,

This is The Way.

TransplantedSconie, (edited )

“I will shred this uterus down to its last atom and then, with the stones you’ve collected for me, create a new one teeming with life that knows not what it has lost but only what is has been given. A grateful uterus.” -Plan B wielding Thanos

TransplantedSconie,

Lots of AH! Yes VM?

TransplantedSconie, (edited )

Lmao. Typing too fast and my fat fingers forgot the i.

Cant unequip mainhand weapon.

It’s the Knife of the Undermountain King, if that is relevant. I’m not a druid, so I don’t think it has anything to do with wild shape. I have had Jahiera in my party a few times. I did get disarmed once about 20 hours ago, so it might be related to that. Anyways, I cannot unequip, disarm, throw, or drop that knife. I’ve...

TransplantedSconie,

Fuck yes. I loved that multiclass so much. I sang and banged across the entire Sword Coast.

TransplantedSconie,

If we can’t find one, then you must become one for those around us.

“I wish it need not have happened in my time,” said Frodo. “So do I,” said Gandalf, “and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

TransplantedSconie,

Right? You’re basically saying, “Cool. Where’s my 30 spot, fucker.”

TransplantedSconie,

I’m a bard, and I bang every lady I come across.

It’s the lute. They dig it.

TransplantedSconie,

Well, it affects the person who doesn’t see them and pulls in front of them.

TransplantedSconie,

The inventory upgrade was needed.

TransplantedSconie,

Should have waited a day to make it funnier. Then continue it every day from here on out to remind everyone the world is just a scooch brighter and better.

TransplantedSconie,

God damn right it is.

TransplantedSconie,

Before the first news break, someone posted the Grim Reaper playing the claw machine meme.

I was confused, and then it hit me. “Alright, alright, alright!”

TransplantedSconie,

Like zero.

TransplantedSconie,

Genshin Impact

TransplantedSconie,

Yeah, Loki Season 2 was awesome.

TransplantedSconie,

It’s wicked easy to get her motor runnin’. Just behead a few peeps, and she’s ready to fight in the sack.

TransplantedSconie,

Block

TransplantedSconie,

Well, whoda thunk that shit, eh?

Who could have guessed a schizophrenic with unfettered access to high-powered firearms and a massive dose of right-wing idiocy would cause such things as a mass shooting and a night of terror?

TransplantedSconie,

All you have to do is go to a state with lax gun laws. It’s not that hard to get around even the toughest gun laws

TransplantedSconie,

It’s mostly red states that have the most crime. Probably due to the slashing of education, low pay, and general disinterest in helping the working class

TransplantedSconie,

they literally cite this as their source. Feel free to look at it

TransplantedSconie,

He has to. I made sure to include a source he probably agrees with: Fox News

TransplantedSconie,

Where was this?

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