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Tristaniopsis, to memes in You're just a kid, how would you know what you want for the rest of your life?

Thanks Baph!

Tristaniopsis, to lemmyshitpost in If you like pina coladas, you might also like walks in the rain

What? You mean you don’t suck/ push them in/ out for a few minutes before releasing them into the wild to seek their fortune elsewhere?

Tristaniopsis, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in How Croissants are made

Chickens feet?

Priapulida?

The random animals they either catch from wild or raise in horrific conditions to sell to eat because ‘some bogus reason to do with ‘traditional Chinese medicine’ or male erection insecurity’.

I mean how about the ‘wet market’ where C19 apparently sprung from; bats, pangolins, god only knows what else.

As I said, I am not racist in the least, but I will admit to being somewhat disgusted by many aspects of their culture. As others have discussed elsewhere, the Cultural Revolution destroyed the previous Chinese cultural norms and created a somewhat blank slate that did not include politeness etc. This seems to be by design.

To be fair, I’m also disgusted by many aspects of ‘Western’ culture, including regional variations and various hypocrisies. Again, nothing to do with race.

In fact, lots of human behaviour disgusts me. Hey, when was that asteroid due again?!?

Tristaniopsis, to lemmyshitpost in If you like pina coladas, you might also like walks in the rain

Sorry, I reached for the most extreme thing I could think of quickly.

Tristaniopsis, (edited ) to memes in You're just a kid, how would you know what you want for the rest of your life?

Thought about turning it off, plenty of times. Off. Right off. Like unplugging it completely.

Tristaniopsis, to memes in You're just a kid, how would you know what you want for the rest of your life?

Me being an impulsive dork and dumping her for a far less intelligent girl with bigger breasts who didn’t even really happen even. That was it. Game over. She wouldn’t take me back.

TBH I should’ve ended myself then but was too stupid to even realise that was the better option than living another 20 years without her. Still… I wouldn’t have wanted to hurt my parents. Been distracting myself ever since with lots of other stuff. Can’t do it now because of my kids, and mother still alive. Dad fucked in head with dementia. Oh well. Keep trudging on and now have Lemmy to make stupid comments on. Yay.

Tristaniopsis, (edited ) to memes in You're just a kid, how would you know what you want for the rest of your life?

The girl, who is now about 49 with two kids.

I’m fine with being oldish. I’m a much wiser and less impulsive person.

Tristaniopsis, to memes in You're just a kid, how would you know what you want for the rest of your life?

I’ve been for other issues but it’s more or less all the same: “pull yourself together, stop XYZ”

Tristaniopsis, to memes in Capitalism really just reinvented sleeping outside SMH

Do you like pina coladas?

Tristaniopsis, to memes in You're just a kid, how would you know what you want for the rest of your life?

At 53 with a partner and two kids, I am currently in deep, deep depression wishing that I’d married the girl I split up with at 24.

Tristaniopsis, to lemmyshitpost in Lmk

I don’t.

Tristaniopsis, to lemmyshitpost in If you like pina coladas, you might also like walks in the rain

If you like taking a shit, but don’t like the shit, then you really like the feeling of something sliding in your anal cavity.

Tristaniopsis, to lemmyshitpost in Double Barrel

Don’t you DARE mention the holy taco in the same breath as the foul hotdog.

Tristaniopsis, to lemmyshitpost in Double Barrel

Laying two hotdogs next to one another is utterly disgusting!

Putting one on top of another is fine though.

Tristaniopsis, to lemmyshitpost in How Croissants are made

Hey, a few snails are nothing compared to the disgusting shit the Chinese eat. And I’m not saying that to be racist. It’s purely a dietary horror I have for their revolting and cruel habits.

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