VikingHippie

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VikingHippie,

Choo hast mich

VikingHippie,

Idunno, I like the budding theme here

VikingHippie, (edited )

Palestinian. They have the exact same rights as any other citizen

That’s so ridiculously false that you’re either wholly ignorant about the reality of the notoriously discriminate ethnostate that is Israel or deliberately lying to further a false narrative.

VikingHippie,

You can, provided that I’m in turn allowed to wholeheartedly agree 😁

VikingHippie, (edited )

No they aren’t. They’re only a problem when not raised right. They DO need a firmer hand in training like literally every strong breed, which not all owners realise and take into account, but neglecting that isn’t their fault, it’s on the bad owners.

VikingHippie,

I completely agree. Can we stop with the rampant defamation of usually sweet dogs, then?

VikingHippie,

By that logic, we should ban cars, motorcycles, boats, aeroplanes, horses and almost all other dogs

Good luck with that…

VikingHippie,

Don’t Hollywood types always say “show, don’t tell?”

Seems kinda like when JK Rowling made Dumbledore gay as an apparent afterthought…

VikingHippie,

True. I was being deliberately over-diplomatic for once 😁

VikingHippie,

I joined a dating service for Star Wars fans but it wasn’t for me. My mistake was looking for love in Alderaan places

VikingHippie,

I don’t think they called him young, but yeah. That shit was hilarious 😂

VikingHippie, (edited )

There’s a genocide themed Maybeline ad parody about your username but I’m not quite finding it… Something something possibly it’s Linux

VikingHippie,

The food isn’t anything to write about

Using that phrase in writing always tickles my funnybone with its inherent self-contradiction 😁

VikingHippie,

I was in a doom metal band call Melty Melty Bones. We had to call it quits because it turned out that our music rumbled at a frequency that caused osteoporosis.

VikingHippie,

It’s OUR shower now, comrades.

VikingHippie,

Mine too! Small world, huh? 😁

VikingHippie,

Just a joke on the name fitting the music but yeah, that WOULD be fucking crazy! 😄

VikingHippie,

He’s just really into natural darkness…

VikingHippie,

True, but I don’t think a guy who wants to beat up celestial bodies has thought about how things work a lot…

VikingHippie, (edited )

Another fun banana fact: banana equivalent dose is also the threshold at which a beer is allowed to be classified as non-alcoholic in spite of not technically being completely devoid of alcohol.

The (quite reasonable) compromise being that any content below the 0.5% some bananas contain metabolizes so quickly that it’s literally impossible to get drunk on it and furthermore too dilute for even the severely allergic and people on medicine with adverse interactions to feel any ill effects.

VikingHippie,

So what Randall saying is that eating a banana is the equivalent of a threesome? Never knew bananas were so SPICY

VikingHippie,

Reminds me of a scene in Weeds where Doug and Andy are discussing a porn movie:

Doug: I must have watched it more than a dozen times! Never to the end, though

Andy: that’s a glowing endorsement!

VikingHippie,

Epping sounds like the kind of town people don’t even live in on purpose. They just missed their stop and was so embarrassed that they moved there rather than admit their mistake.

Breaks up more families than war and infidelity combined!

VikingHippie,

Yeah. While still not good, at least toxic self-deprecation/self-critical fatalism is more sympathetic than complete abdication of responsibility 🤷

VikingHippie,

I’m with you most of the way (hence why I used words like “not good” and “toxic”), but who said anything about ahead of time?

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