VikingHippie

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VikingHippie,

you need a pair of egg warmers.

Here you go!

VikingHippie,

Pretty sure Trump has done it 4 or 5 times. Those were company bankruptcies by a nepo baby, though, so probably not the same rules as regular people 🤷

VikingHippie,

Methinks he prefers unfair maidens, if you know what I mean…

If you DO know, could you fill me in? I haven’t the foggiest 🤷

VikingHippie,

I wish they would stop showing me this warning every time I face a mirror…

VikingHippie,

Au contraire, mon frere! Queen Elizabeth was coronated to celebrate chicken!

VikingHippie,

Her rule was so long it feels like the start of it predated even the egg!

But she never came. That’s why she looked so grumpy all the time 😛

VikingHippie, (edited )

Family is more important than money.

Wanna buy an extra brother, then? I’ve been having compatibility problems with one of mine for over 37 years now and am looking to downsize.

VikingHippie,

“For example, the grandchildren I’ve given you are entitled little shits”

VikingHippie,

if I never sweated on them I would be fine for fogging up

There’s your solution then: play hockey as lazily as you possibly can 😛

VikingHippie,

https://lemmy.wtf/pictrs/image/eb831150-68de-4b07-9d15-ef55850fd21e.jpeg

VikingHippie, (edited )

We don’t negotiate with terrorists

Yeah they do. They’re called Republicans.

VikingHippie,

Internal monologue: “let’s see if the username checks out…nope, jimbo isn’t very…OH!”

VikingHippie,

So can isolation from your peer group, most if not all of whom depend on the internet for most of their socializing.

VikingHippie,

a kiwi trans girl leading them

Kiwi as in from New Zealand, as in the bird, as in the fruit, as in the Samoan football club, , as in the American Samoan football club, or as in Kiwi Farms?

VikingHippie,

Aww, I was kinda rooting for it to be the bird… 😁

VikingHippie, (edited )

The sun after blinding you

https://lemmy.wtf/pictrs/image/1a694aa6-f8cb-448f-b25a-dad4815c4814.jpeg

VikingHippie,

they won’t be laughing in 20 years

Probably won’t be laughing much in a few hours when they have to go home to the 19th century either.

VikingHippie,

Art is hard indeed. He usually is.

VikingHippie,

Same here 😄

VikingHippie, (edited )

🎵 You used the serif! but you didn’t use no deputy!

VikingHippie,

I wholeheartedly endorse this course of action 😁

VikingHippie,

Was hoping there would be more to it but thanks nonetheless lol

VikingHippie,

I’ve been meaning to ask… what’s the deal with frogs and Wednesdays?

VikingHippie,

Guess you’ve never played the game I’m currently playing, then 🤷 https://lemmy.wtf/pictrs/image/f9e62359-92b0-4985-9f15-01698d233ec7.jpeg

VikingHippie,

It’s PC using an Xbox controller, which is the best way of playing any game that lets you IMO.

But the game has no idea what kind of button I’m gonna push since the keyboard and mouse are connected too and I’ve yet to press any key or other button at this point 🤷

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