VikingHippie

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VikingHippie,

Nah, they calmed down too late.

VikingHippie,

Big cake was just a decoy for big candle so people would focus their attention on an invisible enemy

…where are you getting invisible cakes? 🤔

VikingHippie,

Right you are, Marie Condiment!

VikingHippie,

It has MANY potential meanings!

Favorite Elders Arrived Recently

Further, Esteemed Animal Rescuer!

Fun! Esperanto Amidst Raccoons!

VikingHippie,

Where’s the lie?

VikingHippie,

https://lemmy.wtf/pictrs/image/963719d7-61b6-46fd-af5f-fc6216c95275.jpeg

VikingHippie,

Hi neighbor! waves across Øresund

Yeah, I’m a big fan of Scandinavian style government (unlike the current governments of both of our countries, it would seem) in general, but sometimes the bureaucracy can get a little bit ridiculous 😂

VikingHippie,

This is the absolute ONLY case where it’s acceptable to call a pizza a pie. That being said, well done to the memesmith 😀

VikingHippie,

Florida Man.

VikingHippie,

Methinks he prefers unfair maidens, if you know what I mean…

If you DO know, could you fill me in? I haven’t the foggiest 🤷

VikingHippie,

a kiwi trans girl leading them

Kiwi as in from New Zealand, as in the bird, as in the fruit, as in the Samoan football club, , as in the American Samoan football club, or as in Kiwi Farms?

VikingHippie, (edited )

We don’t negotiate with terrorists

Yeah they do. They’re called Republicans.

VikingHippie,

https://lemmy.wtf/pictrs/image/9d8d7b0e-d686-4706-a6cd-b3adb9033fc7.jpeg

VikingHippie,

If all the good parts can fit into a trailer, it’s already an awful movie, though 🤷

VikingHippie,

At that price, you’re gonna have to haul it yourself.

VikingHippie,

So do I. Must be nice to be able to just sling out whatever preposterous thing comes to mind and just leave it at that 🤷

VikingHippie,

There’s a whole mess of crazy going on in those results 🤣

VikingHippie, (edited )

That settles it: I’m just not in good enough shape to be a zookeeper. I think I’ll be a baseball player in stead.

VikingHippie,

I double dare you

VikingHippie,

True. I was being deliberately over-diplomatic for once 😁

VikingHippie,

Choo hast mich

VikingHippie,

It’s OUR shower now, comrades.

VikingHippie,

How old were you when your parents got divorced? 😉

VikingHippie,

I was referring to the liquid that the girl in the picture is pouring…

VikingHippie,

All I did was request for a pothole to be filled! This city council is a bit prone to overreaction if you ask me…

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