VikingHippie

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VikingHippie,

I bet the dream phones are all malfunctioning because some joker set the font size to a thousand pixels per letter.

VikingHippie,

and an onion on their belt.

Which will be the style at the time, of course.

VikingHippie,

Hence the inclusion of the word "if ".

VikingHippie,

Or his identical twin brother https://lemmy.wtf/pictrs/image/9475b4b5-7df3-4c24-9f66-02bfe4c9084c.webm

VikingHippie,

more processing power than 1970’s supercomputers.

Doesn’t every computer and computer-like device for the last couple decades or more? Or is that the joke?

VikingHippie,

Pretty sure Trump has done it 4 or 5 times. Those were company bankruptcies by a nepo baby, though, so probably not the same rules as regular people 🤷

VikingHippie,

I wish they would stop showing me this warning every time I face a mirror…

VikingHippie, (edited )

The sun after blinding you

https://lemmy.wtf/pictrs/image/1a694aa6-f8cb-448f-b25a-dad4815c4814.jpeg

VikingHippie,

So can isolation from your peer group, most if not all of whom depend on the internet for most of their socializing.

VikingHippie,

As far as public safety campaign titles go, “Stop the child murdering” is fucking metal! 😄🤘👌

VikingHippie,

Por qué no los dos? 🤷

VikingHippie,

I currently have two cats. I can confirm that two is sufficient but not excessive cattery. https://lemmy.wtf/pictrs/image/69b1ea7a-02f3-429a-be7e-fc5865430903.jpeg https://lemmy.wtf/pictrs/image/28dce908-98c0-4cf9-9af2-b45590623aad.jpeg https://lemmy.wtf/pictrs/image/b9e31da5-90c2-4722-b8b3-0fbd9b9cd6e0.jpeg

VikingHippie,

That’ll get you 20 seconds and a minigun.

VikingHippie,

Yeah, if I had a dollar for every minute I’ve spent doing that, I could buy the Eiffel Tower and put in a fair bid for the Taj Mahal

VikingHippie,

The governments of countries that stupidly don’t have single payer healthcare and the local governments punishing the unhoused for existing rather than adequately helping them find housing.

VikingHippie, (edited )

I got into an argument in the main Technology community a couple weeks or so back and while I admit that it got too heated so that both of us broke the “be excellent to each other” rule, I still feel that an immediate 3-day ban with no warning or notification (I had to check the modlog to find out why I suddenly couldn’t comment there) in a group where I’d never broken the rules before was ridiculous.

Didn’t help any that the mod almost immediately unbanned the other guy who had been equally unexcellent during the exchange and initially got the same ban and left mine in place…

VikingHippie, (edited )

I use NewPipe on my android phone and SmartTube (previously called SmartTubeNext) on my android tv.

Both are super simple to install and use and neither suffer from the extreme lag that federated frontends like Piped, Invidious and LibreTube often do…

VikingHippie,

Needs an elaborate by github standards workaround to work on android? I think I’ll just continue to avoid sites whose paywalls archive.ph and 12foot can’t defeat…

VikingHippie,

It’s still true that it don’t want none, though.

VikingHippie,

I will never not read D and D as Dungeons and Dragons, so this was highly confusing to me at first 😂

VikingHippie,

Reminds me of a scene in Weeds where Doug and Andy are discussing a porn movie:

Doug: I must have watched it more than a dozen times! Never to the end, though

Andy: that’s a glowing endorsement!

VikingHippie,

Yeah. While still not good, at least toxic self-deprecation/self-critical fatalism is more sympathetic than complete abdication of responsibility 🤷

VikingHippie,

I see. Not exactly ideal, I’d venture to say.

VikingHippie,

That’s hydrochloric acid, though. Big no-no for ingestion according to my uncle who’s a doctor and my step brother who teaches chemistry.

VikingHippie,

And it’s in literally every commercially available beverage! Wake up, sheeple! https://lemmy.wtf/pictrs/image/32946478-c7e0-4128-9170-2bacccc4a959.png

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